THE Website http://www.damnyouparas.com/ DamnYouParas.com en-us editor@damnyouparas.com webmaster@damnyouparas.com Sun, 05 Feb 2012 19:50:42 -0500 JsesE at Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:50:42 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com Not that I really expect a different outcome from the last two times I posted on here about this, but here we go!!!! <br /> <br />-Druid FC fundraiser PUBCRAWL!!! (yes, that last bit was meant to be yelled)<br /> -Sat feb 11 for the low low low price of $15 with a freeee slapchop electric blanket hybrid (statement about slapchop electric blanket hybrid was not intended to be a factual statement)<br />-We are starting at the brewhouse south, then off to the billiards club, a mystery stop ( I really have no idea where the third stop is, and the bus ride is the best part anyways), and then finishing at the old strathcona Rack. (but really, we are taking you to the moon!!! its that good!!!(moon not included)) <br /> <br />so, um, yeah, scream really loud if you want to come. (I've got great hearing) Par at Fri, 03 Feb 2012 11:14:02 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120203131402Par&ref=rss So, apparently, at a recent LA Kings/Columbus Blue Jackets game, the score was tied 2-2 late in the game, when LA scored with 0.6 seconds left to win it 3-2. Except, it seems, that the <a href="http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=386722">clock appeared to have stopped for 1 second</a> during the last 3 seconds of game time. The Columbus GM was not amused. On the other hand, Dean Lombardi, GM of the LA Kings, apparently, was:<br /> <blockquote>"Those clocks are sophisticated instruments that calculate time by measuring electrical charges called coulombs," explained Kings general manager Dean Lombardi in an email to TSN. "Given the rapidity and volume of electrons that move through the measuring device the calibrator must adjust at certain points which was the delay you see – the delay is just recalibrating for the clock moving too quickly during the 10 - 10ths of a second before the delay - this insures that the actual playing time during a period is exactly 20 minutes. That is not an opinion - that is science - amazing devise quite frankly."</blockquote> alison at Thu, 02 Feb 2012 23:36:51 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120203013651alis&ref=rss <img src="https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/424318_3111821242147_1462869476_33059806_38654807_n.jpg"/>. Par at Wed, 01 Feb 2012 10:50:09 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120201125009Par&ref=rss Warning, spoilers to the end of season 4:<br /> <br /><iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6701398" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowFullScreen></iframe><div style="padding:5px 0; text-align:center; width:600px;"> <p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/videos">See more at CollegeHumor</a></p></div> Al at Tue, 31 Jan 2012 20:25:28 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120131222528Al&ref=rss Lana Del Rey- Born to die<br /> <br /><iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Bag1gUxuU0g" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br /> <br />Enjoy! Par at Wed, 25 Jan 2012 16:45:04 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120125184504Par&ref=rss <iframe width="450" height="259" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/FnbYcB9ctu8" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> alison at Fri, 20 Jan 2012 17:33:59 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120120193359alis&ref=rss Uh... speaking of Star Wars:<br /> <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7ezeYJUz-84" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />It's the complete A New Hope, as done by EVERYBODY, in 15 second pieces (i.e. every 15 seconds, the style, scenery and actors change, but the story continues in order...) it's pretty fascinating. ... not that I'm recommending you watch all 2 hours of it, but look at a bit of it, at the very least. There's everything from hand-drawn-cartoons to Reboot-style animation, to full-cast retellings to hand puppets and even a toddler Leia. Tonestar Runner at Mon, 16 Jan 2012 17:45:57 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120116194557Tone&ref=rss Alison, that is one of the greatest finds in the history of things. Par at Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:55:48 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120116125548Par&ref=rss Dear Vancouver,<br /> <br />When you use an umbrella in the snow as if it is rain, you look stupid.<br /> <br />Paras alison at Fri, 13 Jan 2012 22:07:20 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120114000720alis&ref=rss <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/KJ9kTfSX1DU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> alison at Wed, 11 Jan 2012 15:30:04 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120111173004alis&ref=rss apparently today is alison's internet-randomness day... hence the following:<br /> <br /><img alt="" src="http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/12/4eef79f5ef416.jpeg" style="width: 570px; height: 764px; " /><br /> via <a href="http://www.happyplace.com/4286/brilliantly-sarcastic-responses-to-completely-well-meaning-signs"/>here</a>. alison at Wed, 11 Jan 2012 11:06:37 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120111130637alis&ref=rss Hey guys! You have to read <a href="http://manboobz.com/2012/01/11/some-of-those-video-game-princesses-aint-so-peachy/"/>this</a>, it's totally hilarious.<br /> <br />It's a blog post by <a href="http://manboobz.com"/>manboobz.com</a> about the oppression of men by female characters in video games. ... and it's surprisingly entertaining and interesting, as the blogger breaks apart the misogynist comments from gamers who think even video game designers have decided that men are the enemy and deserve to suffer...<br /> <br /><i>"Clearly nuns are incapable of manlike swordplay, though it is true that they are capable reenacting famous internet panda sneeze videos. (I have seen video proof of this.) But Shogun 2 does not depict them sneezing like pandas. It depicts them fighting.<br /> <br />This is an outrage because video games are meant to be a </i>perfectly accurate reflection of reality<i>. Obviously there is nothing even slightly unrealistic about any of this:"</i> Beck at Sat, 07 Jan 2012 15:35:07 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120107173507Beck&ref=rss That was awesome, I especially like the "Press A to forget this entire plotline" Par at Fri, 06 Jan 2012 15:41:56 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120106174156Par&ref=rss <iframe src="http://www.collegehumor.com/e/6683770" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0" webkitAllowFullScreen allowFullScreen></iframe><br /> <br />The whole series in 4 minutes. (Especially like the special effects budget bar.) Al at Mon, 02 Jan 2012 21:53:44 -0500 http://www.damnyouparas.com/index.php?msgid=20120102235344Al&ref=rss New year so new computer (scorpius) and new photoshop. <br /> <br /><img src="http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g85/Albertyeong/CHERUB.jpg"><br /> <br />Go <a href="http://www.mmft.org/forum/index.php?topic=3349.msg6402#new">here</a> for description and specs!