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July 06, 2004 -- 11:12 AM
posted by eric

July 06, 2004 -- 12:08 AM
posted by edo

I dreamed I killed a man with a curling broom last night... and its not even curling season.

July 05, 2004 -- 5:13 PM
posted by Ministry of Tourism

    "Hush now baby, don't you cry,
    Daddy's gonna buy you an alibi.
    But if that alibi don't work,
    Daddy's gonna buy off the county clerk.
    But if that clerk ain't gonna buy,
    Daddy's got Congress on his side.
    And if that Congress ain't gonna budge,
    Daddy's gonna buy off a Supreme Court judge.
    And if that judge ain't gonna bluff,
    Then Daddy just don't love you enough."


    chorus from "The Bush Boys", by The Mantles (i think that's their name, anyway), heard this morning on CJSR

July 05, 2004 -- 3:56 PM
posted by alison

okay, so I know this further affirms my geekdom... but is anyone interested in seeing the River City Shakespeare Festival this summer? It's on until the 18th of July .... and the plays are Twelfth Night (a gender bending adventure) and The Merchant of Venice (a compelling and cautionary legend). It's only $11 (student price) for at least 2 hours of live entertainment down in Hawrelak... and it really looks like fun. Let me know if you are... odd days are Merchant, evens are Twelfth. And Tuesdays are "Pay-What-You-Will"

July 05, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by pete

    Maybe we've just been taking the wrong approach to this whole thing, I mean, maybe if we just talked to him a little nicer, it worked for Thanos...







    Oh and Percy, I just saw your post from a little way back, but no, I've never had active sync stop working for me, is it working now...

July 05, 2004 -- 12:02 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    "bin laden may be in possession of the inifinity gems, having received them from saddam slightly before the commencement of the second gulf war..."

    Holy shit... now everything suddenly makes sense!!! No wonder Bush sent so many troops into Iraq and bombed the fuck out of it! Captain America doesn't have the right power-quotient to single-handedly deal with an infintiy-gem wielding Osama and Saddam!!! It's not like when Cap took out the nazis all by himself... that was different.

    Suddenly this whole war seems perfectly justified. VOTE BUSH IN THE NEXT ELECTION!!!!

July 05, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by Beck

    A participation ribbon?!? WTF
    The moral of the story is just to never try...

    And don't worry that this post makes no sense to anyone.

July 05, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by M. Mash

taylor im sure theyve already been fully debriefed by adam warlock.... he also belives that bin laden may be in possession of the inifinity gems, having received them from saddam slightly before the commencement of the second gulf war... besides, thanos was gay i mean his skin was purple

July 05, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    No shit there's hydrocarbons on Titan!!! Where the fuck did those idiots at NASA think THANOS came from!?!!! Jeez. Way to go fucktards.

    I mean, SHIT, how can NASA NOT be aware of Thanos? After all, he only possessed the fuckin INFINITY GAUNTLET!!!! Maybe next time they'll wisen up and hire ME as director of operations before fuckin joyriding the solar system.

July 04, 2004 -- 10:52 PM
posted by nobody knows my face



    What is this salty discharge?!

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