yes im with percy... i dont mind a little junk in the trunk maybe its because as a skinny guy i need the contrast.... btw if any of u out there are planning on going to the fringe i strongly recommend mayhem, a freak show which plays everyday at 8 pm in the armoury.... tickets are only 5 bucks.... it features three performers: the main guy who does most of the shit, his HOT, freaky fiancee who is mainly a stagehand but also does a contortionist act, and this guy who bills himself as the worlds fattest contortionist.... these fucking guys do some crazy shit, this guy puts a meat hook in his nose and out his mouth, the hangs some heavy shit off it and swings it around.... he sticks hooks in his eyelids and again hangs some heavy shit off it... he puts out a propane torch, burning pure blue, on his tongue... plus lots of other insane shit, everyone i was with who saw it also gave it rave reviews..... check it out

ps percy is a closet homosexual who likes wearing his mommas silk panties

I like big butts and I cannot lie
u other brotherz can't deny
when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
want to pull up tough
cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
beef to the jeans shes wearing
im hooked and I can't stop staring
oh baby I wanna get wit cha
and take ur pictcha...


and I'm back.

Hey all...

Well, after three weeks of playing/slaving in the sun I'm back in town. and we should do something. by we, i mean myself and others that I have not seen in a long time. so give me a call. or e-mail me. or both. i'm crying alone in my basement listening to dashboard on repeat....help...

Bah, Tom, you're just pissed because I was right about companies marketing via bloggers.

It burns me:


Between 4 and 5 stars, Juwanna Mann is one of the best comedies of the year, I believe. The ending could've been better though, but the whole film is definitely great! For women looking into athletics, this is somewhat an inspiration; for others, it's a thought for life; all together, though, the movie is definitely hilarious with jokes, and other funnies to get you laughing. The whole cast is wonderful and sets the scene throughout, especially Miguel Nunez, Jr. who brings out the best of a feminine side. (Greatly played!)

Kuhlman's peas are not nearly as good as mine. why didn't I plant more?

and, uh, in other news: that's not Ginger Spice, it's Baby Spice. Geri Halliwell also slimmed down, but she went skanky... Emma Bunton (?) didn't go so skanky... but she did slim down... though not by much, she was never truly chubby... Then again, I'm a girl. I see things differently than those guys who want to see their women's hip bones and ribs stick out...

yeah i'm a fuckin' retard. i didn't even think that you guys could be in the Main Gym until we left. shit. oh well we bumped into Blair (Dirty Mr. Mustache) and i guess it was worth it just for that.

sorry i meant to add something to my last post... paras has a small penis.... oh ya and his brother masturbates to deanna troy

eric i was on that way back in grade 10 and i was heartily mocked for it, namely by paras.... taylor has come around now as well, and i have to say its nice to see that baby is finally getting some props which she has well deserved... like i always said, its just baby fat that shes going to work off... and sorry about missing u at ball today, when we were leaving simon saw that u had called..... the main gym was open so we were playing in there, but luckily u missed the stinky russian

now a little something for all you slashdot nerdlings:

The weirdest e-commerce store ever, WOOT!

http://www.woot.com/

not like drinking champagne from a paper cup

the blankets soundtrack