Slow down John Nash jr. or you might start writing on the windows! I guess you could go more crazy like getting paranoid about the government stealing your code and using it for their own evil ends... However your putting your code up on the web so I guess that whole thing about secreacy is out the window.

Alright, Par
See if this is a little less cumbersome to use.

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It's related to the last one... but a minor change made it much easier to encode and decipher but with the same benefits of potential multiple substitutions as the last one. I didn't do any multiples in this because I was lazy.

I know none of you will give a shit about this, but I'm absolutely ecstatic. I feel like I just won the fucking lottery over here, you have no idea. So here goes:

First, a few facts.

1. I've attended my Social & Cultural Psychology class (psych 305) less than any other class this year.
2. I handed in the first take-home midterm worth 30% of my mark 2-and-a-half weeks late.
3. I handed in the second take-home midterm worth another 30% of my mark half a week late.
4. In the second midterm, I didn't answer the last question, nor did I provide a bibliography.

And you know what that gets you? I'll tell you what that gets. It gets you a big fat mark of 93% and 95% respectively!!!! Oh wait, what's class average again? 75% and 76%.

BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!! I went to the class maybe 9 times this year and if I quit now I'd still pass!!!! YEAAAAAAH!!!!! Sometimes I fuckin LOVE university. Actually, that's a lie. I still have 2 papers to finish this week. One of which is a week late as of today. FUCK.

BUT YEAH, ME!!!! w00t!

More CIBC fuck-ups

Wanna get back at the spammers?
Here's how

And here's the screensaver

I gotta see that Ramones movie...

Time to go home.

white ninja ruins essay writing.

oh man. THAT'S a gooder.

a little something about Tucker Carlson:

Formerly a staff writer at the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette in Little Rock, Carlson has been a columnist for New York Magazine and Reader's Digest. He has covered politics and disorder from around the world for dozens of magazines and newspapers, including the New York Times, the Weekly Standard and the Wall Street Journal. He now writes for Esquire. His book, Politicians, Partisans and Parasites: My Adventures in Cable News, was published in the fall of 2003.


Carlson attended Trinity College in Connecticut.

well HOLY SHIT!! good thing Reader's Digest snapped him up when they did. not to totally shit on Trinity College- i'm sure that's a totally respectible "small liberal arts school", i just found it funny that they left that little bit of information at the bottom, completely separate of everything else.

from http://edition.cnn.com/CNN/anchors_reporters/carlson.tucker.html

movies at the Metro *sorry for taking up all this space.

From the guy who brought you VINYL, a new documentary with interviews with Harvey Pekar- are you kidding me?! this guy is himself like Canada's answer to Harvey Pekar! i'm DEFINATELY going to this one on Saturday even though i totally shouldn't have the time to do so.

I, Curmudgeon
21:00, Sat Dec 04
21:00, Mon Dec 06
21:00, Tue Dec 07
Director: Alan Zweig
Canada 2004, 90 min, Betacam SP

The last time we saw filmmaker Alan Zweig was in his documentary Vinyl, which used obsession and record collecting as metaphors for his search for the hidden truths of a life that seemed off the rails. Back on track with his latest film, Zweig is still collecting. This time he collects an entertaining cast of characters who share his sense of humour and willingness to dive into the subterranean world of negativity. This is not to say that all curmudgeons are negative, it's just that the "sickeningly positive types" sometimes perceive them that way. The film cleverly examines the risks of being a naysayer in a society continually pitching the positive. To make his point, Zweig interviews many of today’s most important curmudgeons: Harvey Pekar, Joe Queenan, Mark Eitzel, Fran Lebowitz, Bruce LaBruce, Andy Rooney, and many others.


PAY BY DONATION (read, FREE MOVIE NIGHT OUT, YOWWW)

The Bookmobile - FAVA Frameworks
Director: Tim McKort
Canada 2004, 49 min, DVD

The Bookmobile is a satirical and fictionalized look at two librarian activists/spirits that roam from community to community "taking on" the establishment. The two main characters, Fosch and Arlisse Woodstock, encounter Mayor for re-elect, Temple Weeks, and become the "official opposition". The Bookmobile is politics versus art, and the absurd controversy that ensues. The project is pointed satire that spans coast to coast - poking fun at politicians past and present. The principals include: Dana Andersen, Wes Borg, Cathleen Rootsaert, Shari Nicholl, Josh Dean, Mark Meer, Neil Grahn, Jeff Haslam, Donovan Workun, Tom Edwards, Murray Utas, Gary Nugent, Jacob Banigan, & Minister Faust.


with:

Election
Director: Alexander Payne
USA 1999, 103 min, 35mm

Director Alexander (Sideways) Payne's second film takes the scandal and mudslinging associated with presidential elections and transposes them to a high school election for student council president in Nebraska with impossibly sharp, satirical results. Matthew Broderick, in a reversal of Ferris Bueller, plays Jim McAllister, a teacher who will stop at nothing to prevent perfect Tracy Flick (Reese Witherspoon), who is running unopposed, from winning the election. Jim, who bears a personal grudge against Tracy, goads a popular but dim football player into running against her. This spurs on a series of strange events, (both madcap and surprisingly sexual) which add up to an uncommonly funny high school film for grown ups.




For all of you that always wanted to see Neve Campbell get it on with another girl (OMG! i can't wait for this one)

When Will I Be Loved
19:00, Fri Jan 14
19:00, Sat Jan 15
19:00, Sun Jan 16
19:00, Mon Jan 17
Director: James Toback
USA 2004, 81 min, 35mm

James Toback, a writer and director known for provocative explorations of race and gender relations in films such as Black and White and Two Guys and a Girl, has created a modern femme fatale in When Will I Be Loved. His leading lady is Vera (Neve Campbell) a beautiful young woman who is exploring the limits of her sexual and intellectual power. We see Vera picking up men on the street, videotaping her romps with a female lover, and having sexually frank discussions with her potential employer (hilariously played by director Toback). The daughter of wealthy and supportive parents, she is seemingly improvising her way through the beginning of her life as an adult, but how much of her behaviour is spontaneous and how much is cunningly calculated? Cameos by Damon Dash and Mike Tyson add a dose of humour to the cynical affair.

"Like a jazz solo that touches familiar themes on its way to a triumphant and unexpected conclusion." Roger Ebert, Chicago Sun-Times



Need a really say anything:
End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones
21:00, Fri Jan 14
21:00, Sat Jan 15
21:00, Sun Jan 16
21:00, Mon Jan 17
Director: Jim Fields, Michael Gramaglia
USA 2003, 110 min, 35mm

Starting with the band's origins in Forest Hills, Queens, End of the Century: The Story of the Ramones gives a fascinating background portrait of the eccentric group of individuals who came together to be one of the most influential punk bands in history. This documentary about the New York City renegades, who made their mark in the mid-1970s with counterculture lyrics and underground performances at rundown joints like CBGB on the Bowery, shows how the band eventually earned the recognition they deserved. But it is the insider look at the blue-collar upbringing of the band members, and their desire to be part of Manhattan's burgeoning hard-rock scene, that is most endearing. Going to see contemporary acts like the New York Dolls and Iggy and the Stooges, the Ramones quickly created their own sound and practiced frenetically. When they finally made their debut with an extremely loud sound and furiously fast and short songs, they scared up the beginnings of a stalwart fan base.

"Ranks with Terry Zwigoff's Crumb as one of the most searing, disturbing and oddly celebratory depictions of popular artists ever committed to film." Ray Greene, Box Office Magazine


Plus Citizen Kane is playing sometime towards the end of this month, should be a goooooooder.

lookit this dumb shit that I had to stay up all night doing. FUCK. Adrian told me at midnight last night that the course material was due, and I hadn't done ANY of it. So I did all in one night. Well, maybe not all. You might notice that one of the sections unfortunately links to the wrong thing. Too bad that wasn't an accident... I just didn't finish that section. haha FUCK IT.

Andy- where's your page at? How'd yours turn out? EDIT 435 4 LIFE MUTHFUKKAS!!!