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April 26, 2004 -- 11:59 PM
posted by .eric.
- Too late tonight, I'm gone and your miles ahead and I'm lost.
Throughout this darkened scene, dark skies invade my dreams.
The light resides in lines, offser in different times.
And I'm blinded by a sea of this strange memory.
Frames change and I'm still lost.
scene stills lay still in this fog, ans I try only to see straight into through you.
Your eyes become so bare, an eager empty stare.
And I'm blinded by a sea of this strange memory.
And I am...and I see.. it's just me.
And I drift quietly through the thick of trees leaves.
My mind slowly separates from my body.
Days late and I'm not around now.. I don't care.
Dreamscapes escape all my thoughts. Awake.
I dream of a fate I cannot escape, now it's too late.
Time dies in straight lines. Waiting, and I can't take anything,
U try to believe everything, but I can't.
Follow me again, out from everything.
The dark that I dreamt are all lies I have meant...
April 26, 2004 -- 10:05 PM
posted by Par
- John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
- The plan was simple, like my brother Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
- The knife was as sharp as the tone used by Glenda Jackson MP in her first several points of parliamentary procedure made to Robin Cook MP, Leader of the House ofCommons, in the House Judiciary Committee hearings on the suspension of Keith Vaz MP.

How not to write a metaphor. Includes such favourites as:
And finally, remember that when you prank call Castro and talk to him about shit on the island, and he responds by calling you a shit, the FCC will come down on you... for broadcasting a prank call without telling Castro.
April 26, 2004 -- 3:33 PM
posted by edo
- Interesting to flip through some of the names:
The Greatest Canadians
April 26, 2004 -- 3:13 PM
posted by Par
April 26, 2004 -- 3:05 PM
posted by Beck
- I like IGA - sorry Sobeys
They have signs like Adult Cereal although they always seem to be out of Porn-O's whenever I'm there.
Hey Pete - Is all that stuff about TRU true?
April 26, 2004 -- 1:18 PM
posted by alison
- well, now that I have reason to actually post this, huzzah!

So there Paras. no more commie-nazi's for you.
our local IGA (*sigh* sorry, Sobeys)
has all of their signs mis-punctuated like that. grr!
April 26, 2004 -- 12:55 PM
posted by Par
- Wow... that Giraffe is a real bastard...
Any savvy web surfers (or ballot-spoilers/boil-spalloters) may wish to have their say in this years Webby Awards. As RedVsBlue puts it:
For those who don't know, the Webbys are like the Oscars for the internet, but the people who win Webbys tend to not be as attractive as the people who win Oscars (except for Peter Jackson, thanks for bringing those good looking Hollywood bastards down a notch).
Interesting nominees include CBC Radio 3 for best broadband and Whitehouse.org for best humor.
Also, here's a great news story. It's nice to know that those evil 15 year old terrorist troublemaking commie-nazi's drawings can't depict the Dark Lor... er... President Bush in a bad light. What does it say about children in a democracy when they *gasp* dissent against the goverment.
