Andy, it was good and all but fuck! Couldn't you have at least use a different animal... sooner or later people are going to ask you why'd you use a bear Andrew? Then you're gonna tell them... then sooner or later people are going to come up to me saying... "so uhhh.. Jeremy I heard you got fucked by a bear"
I can just see the jokes now...
"So I was getting fucked in the asss by a bear and he was saying "RRRRR! RoRRROrORRr!" And I'm like jeese buddy you're so gay!"

That's the last time we ever go camping in Egypt again!

Awesome shit Andy! Can't wait till the next round!

Andy that shit is golden... I want more! Now!
Let us know when more will be posted please!
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Brilliant, Andy. Can't wait for the rest. I particularly love the "I'll just heart these motherfuckers..." Pure gold.

On a completely unrelated note, I was reading documentation for a compiler and came upon the following obscure pseudo-latin phrase: Caveat Nerdtor. It's a head-spinning nerdness/geekness (I'm not here to judge) that comes up with something that stupendously lame.

Well, uh, give this a taste. - It's the first chapter script for a Captain Planet comic book that Petro will be drawing, and that I'm trying to write. Anyway, I'm posting this so that Petey can see it, but also because I'd like to run it past all of you. This part is really just about Ma-Ti getting kicked out of the Planeteers - later chapters will show him some 20 years in the future, using his heart-ring to rob people and elicit sexual intercourse from otherwise unwilling individuals. Shit like that.

Thought I'd just run this by y'all, see if this is worth anyone's time. It's not the best thing I've ever written, but I think it's kind of cute. So, yeah, please, if you feel like contributing, just know that your thoughts are real important. - Thanks.

A comic drawn by Ted Rall. Apparently got a lot of flak. Check out the No Spin Zone (apparently, Bill O'Reilly believes himself to be at the centre of the political spectrum, and that Ted Rall is "a far left guy.")

what?? uh, Jeremy, I choose to ignore your comment.

And Petey, thanks for the invite, but I didn't check the board until now...
Perhaps tomorrow? I'll be in my office pretty much all tomorrow, maybe I'll stop by.
mmm... hugs and stories about coke... I like the idea.

aaa! going crazy with all the work to do!
I don't know what I'm doing, and I've got my first meeting tomorrow too.
woo hoo!
oh well, learn as you go, right?

Cheers!

Yes alison, come to my orfice... sorry I didn't mean that... what I ment to say was...
Nice Ass!

Hey Alison, let's hear it for 7 hour meetings! My brain hurts now.

Come to my office for Hugs, and hilarious anecdotes about coke.

yay, I get to be Drew Barrymore too! (or boo, whatever)