The following quote is probably the funniest sentence I've had the pleasure of hearing in my life:

"I just gotta stop not start thinking kuz I... uh, wait, I... [trailing off]"

ya taylor i watched that video u posted... pretty grim stuff there... not so much the sight of the terrorist dudes sawing the guys head off there, since the video is pretty grainy and u cant see much, but moreso the sound of a man being decapitated... a short yell of alarm quickly followed by blood-curdling shrieks as he realizes his head is about to be severed... spooky... nice tho how a few cynics are using this guys death as justification to ignore the prisoner torture scandal... btw sweet brazil-style comp there, i can bet that guys porn-viewing experiences are top-notch with the added magnification

O, and Pete, I finally got that registration business sorted out with Phoenix. 1 Gig of PPC programs, oh yeah!

The cat story's hilarious.

I'm not one for stealing bits from other websites (what? what are you laughing at? I'm not! I "borrow"!), but this calls for an Awful Link of the Day. (Hey, at least mine doesn't involve furries.) That is:

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Here's some... er... inspired poetry (I won't venture a guess as to what chemical substance played muse to these masterpieces... and I'm not judging, either):



Roses are red
Kerry's a menace
If you *must* snub our Prez
Go with Ralphie or Dennis

There once was a turncoat named Clarke
Who thought as a bit of a lark
He'd fabricate facts
'Bout nefarious acts
Dickie - don't walk alone after dark.

There was a madman named Osama
Who caused us a whole bunch of trauma
He hid in Iraq -
Yup, that's why we attacked
Or else he'd be raping your Mama!

Roses are red
So is Vladimir Putin
Cossack better behave or
Das ass will have boot in!




Brilliant. Worthy of a quartercolon.

Oh yeah, Percy, click here... or here. One of them is more helpful than the other.

Okay, truth be told, ILoveKarlRove.com is just a joke. Brought to you by the fine folks of whitehouse.org. But it's just so disgustingly... pink.

yup left the house many times now. looking for a job currently.

say goodbye Milkshake, the catch phrase of 2004 is in! :

"what’s-her-tits"

Elephant
Director: Gus Van Sant
USA 2003, 81 min, 35mm

Gus Van Sant’s Elephant takes us inside an American high school on what appears to be an ordinary day. Elephant unfolds on an ordinary day, filled with class work, football, gossip and socializing. The film observes the comings and goings of its characters from a gentle remove, allowing us to see them as they are. For each of the students we meet, high school is a different experience: stimulating, friendly, traumatic, lonely, hard. Beautiful and poetic – yet deeply disturbing - Elephant shows high school life as a complex landscape where the vitality and incandescent beauty of young lives can shift from light to darkness with surreal speed.



Jesus Hirj, does this mean you left your house?
saw Cries and Whispers recently. kinda jarring watching Bergman in colour.

Forget Brazil. A movie people should truly be talking about right now is one i saw yesterday. Elephant, by Gus Van Sant. a horrifying, brilliant, nihilistic film about school violence. i urge everyone with half a brain to see it. however, if you found harley davidson and the marlboro man to be a masterpiece you may be well advised to ignore what i have just said


Brazil may be designated a "classic" according to the internet, but consider that the word classic (when talking to about a movie) is the most overused word since love

I dunno, Hirj... A basic Google search reveals that "brazil sci-fi classic" returns 128000 hits, whereas "brazil not sci-fi classic" returns a paltry 107000 hits. While some may argue that Google does not possess half a brain (I defy you to find someone with a full brain who can find information faster than Google on a consistent and wide ranging basis), the facts remain. Statistically, and unequivocally (for no scientific study is more well recognized or more conclusive than a Google search), Brazil is indeed a sci-fi classic.