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May 20, 2004 -- 3:31 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

This reminds me, what's Gary up to these days?

May 20, 2004 -- 3:23 PM
posted by alison

    quoi?

    umm... totally forgot what else I was going to say.

    oh, i learned that I should not be a teacher. My attention span is just as long as the kids.
    Talk about jumping from thought to thought, and leaving sentences incomplete...

    I should also not be doing a budget, I'm going to make a mockery of the accounting world
    but they're making me do this... ugh!

May 20, 2004 -- 3:22 PM
posted by eric

why's they always gots to fuck wit tha Commish? leave Chiklis outta dis!

May 20, 2004 -- 3:20 PM
posted by alison

    What "bald" celebrities would look like with hair:
    worst pictures ever
    look, if you're going to use photoshop, or whatever, use it wisely. sheesh
    I mean, really, look for a "natural" hairline, or colour, or something

May 20, 2004 -- 3:18 PM
posted by eric

    hahahahaha.
    youknow there's a preview before you post...

    *Boobies: anyways, if any of you have ever wondered what "douchebag Kerry" would look like as a 30 year old woman, here's a picture of his daughter at the Cannes film festival.

    douche bloosh ba-goosh

May 20, 2004 -- 3:15 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

HEY!!! who the fuck asked you!?!! Go play leap frog with UNICRON and then get your ASS RAPED BY A GIANT MECHANICAL RAMROD OF A PENIS (that also conveniently 'transforms' into a cavernous titanium vagina should he ever wake up and feel like he's a woman trapped in a robot's body).

May 20, 2004 -- 3:11 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

oh... never mind. My bad... in attempting to correct Jere I fell into the very trap that screwed up his link in the first place. I copied the shortcut of his link and deleted the extraneous stuff in order to arrive at a proper hyperlink address... thereby ALSO missing the http:// which he originally failed to include. My bad. Well, Jere's bad really... but I copied it, so yeah; maybe that makes me the stupider one in the end.

May 20, 2004 -- 3:10 PM
posted by eric

    smooth dude, smooth.
    hey next time why don't you try playing leapfrog with a unicorn. heh heh

May 20, 2004 -- 3:07 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

    HEY. WAITASEC...! I think it's Paras' piece-of-shit board that's messing up the links here!

    Let's try this shit again:

  • www.popcap.com

May 20, 2004 -- 3:05 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Jeremy, you totally fucked up that link. hahaha www.popcap.com

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