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go back to maingo to old version

May 25, 2004 -- 6:38 PM
posted by anonymous

Well I hate being ...

May 25, 2004 -- 5:49 PM
posted by Audrey

I hate being Audrey...

May 25, 2004 -- 4:15 PM
posted by edo

    The website says: "fits like a glove"

    What if the "hand" is not shaped like the "glove"...

May 25, 2004 -- 3:58 PM
posted by Par

May 25, 2004 -- 2:19 PM
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May 25, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by Par

    It's nice to know that Monty Python can still have such an influence in the world. Want proof? How about the US CAN-SPAM Act. Granted, it's an acronym, but one that was cleverly (?) designed to incorporate Spam. (For those who don't recall, computer nerds coined the term from the sketch with the spam song, where spam soon clogged the conversation with nothing but... uh... spam. (insert "The More You Know" sound effect here (why can't I find this online??)))

May 25, 2004 -- 12:08 AM
posted by edo

May 24, 2004 -- 5:55 PM
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May 23, 2004 -- 6:56 PM
posted by EXcaliBur

Jean Luc Godard is a tired old horse. in recent years he has bashed Spielberg, and the entire american film industry. the guy's time is up. the new wave is over, and Marxism is too

May 23, 2004 -- 4:13 PM
posted by P

Hey guys! Lately I've been working on maintaining the old chevette out front. I spent a while changing signal lights and such when it occurred to me how rusted parts of the car were. Today I went to Canadian Tire and the help guy gave me some default help suggestions - the kind that sounds good at first, but gradually begins to sound like an idea that would go to hell later. But! While we were talking a retired autobody guy overheard our plight and gave some sound advice! What are the chances that you go and seek help from a Canadian Tire guy, and someone else comes and one ups him? The force is with me.

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