"Par, you opened up a Pandora's box of bizarre latin phrases..."

Yeah Paras, nice Latin.

Maybe that's why your programs suck; computers can't compile all that Latin code you fool!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Albert- that's the funniest thing I've read in MONTHS!!!!





Even funnier than this:

Q: What's the hardest part about being a roller-blader?
A: Having to tell your father you're gay.

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[MooseOnDaLoose] Hey Mike
[goatboy] what?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] er?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] and?
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] ...
[MooseOnDaLoose] Pussy.
[goatboy] i dont get it
[MooseOnDaLoose] AND YOU NEVER WILL.
[goatboy] bastard

bash.org ... once you start reading the quotes... its hard to stop ;)

For all those excessively motivated people out there...

Despair, Inc.

Well, I didnt think it would take long for politicians to jump onto using Hockey for their own purposes. (after all, no one is going to pay attention to them until the playoffs are over)Anyways, last week in Calgary Steven Harper did the whole wear a jersey and wave a Flames flag thing. And this week it was PM Pauls turn:



The most entertaining thing about this was... he was in Edmonton.

I try to limit my hate, so, uh, quoi?

as an example, asking what a narc is, is in fact, a narcish thing to say. i can only reply by saying "Don't commit your hate crimes here, HATE CRIMES!"
i hope that clears things up.

hmmm....we've stumbled across something of a Turring philosophical problem here...

Is Al actually saying anything? if indeed we agree with Paras that Al is simply presenting auto-generated code than the questions returns to us: are WE in fact saying anything either when there is always this concurent and ever present mediation- the code of the message board. the text of the code is always presented first, titles, frames, contextualizes our statements, submiting it to secondary status. if instead we agree with Taylor how is it that we recognize motivations and intents from the forms of our language- put another way, how is it that we know what others are trying to say?

Albert sir, you are a TRUE artist.