Charm: Stalin's ultimate weapon? oh, Aljazeera, you so crazy!

This buddy I grew up with is someone you can call a furry... and seeing two of them together is a... unique thing to observe. Sometimes the whole "live-roleplay" thing creeps me out.

Beck, I thought that's what the Internet Furry Proximity Locator was all about...

To quote the venerable Chris Boutet:

No shitfights on the blog, you monkeys
Seriously, kids. If you have any problems with one another or with the editors or the paper in general or with the wayward course of our great country, please don't attack one another on the blog. For one, if you're kidding, it's pretty hard to tell sometimes due to the medium, which can make an entirely friendly ribbing seem like a declaration of war. Remember: that's what Baby Jesus invented emoticons for, as retarded as they may or may not be, they do prevent misunderstandings.

Key thing to pick out: Emoticons are retarded.

Hey Albert, instead of using blank posts as a bookmark you could try scrolling down until you find the last post you had read previously - now this is just a suggestion, but it seems to work for the rest of the internet world.

Par, it's your message board. Feel free to edit, muzzle, censor, or post pornography at will. If people don't like the way you want to keep your message board then they can find another one.
Now... commence with the pornography posting

hmmm... 7 posts in a row? Fuck, that's gotta be annoying.

there we go. That's better. That one's for you Al!!!

waitasec... I fucked it up. I put my name. Oh silly me. Lemme try that shit again.

This one's for Al (see below):