Hahahahahahaha! You can't go to the Plant because of chlorophyll!!

Whew... bad jokes. Gotta love them. Almost as much as I love Segmentation fault. Brilliant.

Speaking of brilliant, check out DY's Bad Review Revue:



The Whole Ten Yards: "Worse than you can imagine.
Unless, of course, you've imagined 90-something minutes of bloopers and
outtakes that congeal into a story -- much the way a scab is formed."
-- Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE



Oh yeah, and check out Festiva! : A Play in Three Acts, Concerning Henry Ford's First Encounter with Locking His Keys Inside His Car

Hey Par, I don't think I'm able to make it for the plant at 5, maybe around 8!
It's stupid, these people at the last minute sent at least 15 more samples and they wanted analysis for everything... Why do they ask for chorlophyll, I can see the Fuckin water is green! What more do they want? maybe I'll just do the whole psychic analysis while holding the sample to my forehead.

Anyways in conclusion, I wouldn't mind a few drinks at some point in the night if anyone cares to join me.

well, I can give you Garmin's website, but I really don't think this is what you're looking for. Speaking of Garmin though, my uncle and aunt gave me a combined b-day/convocation present yesterday, and it was a GPS unit. So... I can nolonger get lost anywhere in the world. woo hoo! (primarily, though, it was so that I didn't get lost in the woods. My family worries too much).

um.. so I'm doing work, really. But I have a question, does anyone know of a place in this glorious internet that would provide me with a Norwegian to English translator? I was given a link to this wonderful resource website, but it's in Norwegian for the most part, and I don't know the first thing about reading Norse. Google doesn't have it either.

oh, and about the movie, yes, Par told me this morning about the ticket... hence my humble apologies. Had I only known. This is, perhaps the only time I know of where having a cellphone would've been useful. Honestly, people don't phone me at home, so I'd rather not pay for a phone that's not going to get used thank you very much. Plus, I'm not a big fan of telephones anyway, and I don't really like talking into cellphones either. (watch, that's what my folks will get me... I hope not!)

Isn't that what everyone is looking for? A little Garvin's e-mail ad# (?) to call their own?

Oh, and Welcome to the Internet.

you really did miss out alison, par bought you a ticket and everything. he eventually had to scalp off to someone, I hope your happy.

but I'll see you in 15min, when we have our meeting.

Hey, I'm looking for Garvin's email ad#.
Can't find it on the site!
HELP ME...........
Ciao

Oh Alison... *shakes his head*
You missed out!
It was better than The Corporation.
I want a Big Mac.

Par, even after reading the definitions of the words you used, that sentence doesn't make sense to me.

and as for your posting about the D-day comparison... all it gets me is a "this page not found" at the Bonner County Daily Chronicle website, that has a big comical bee on it, not an article at the Guardian. so there.

um.. sorry ya'll about making you wait for me last night. We drank and ate too much, and didn't get out of the restaurant until 9:15, by which time there was a huge line outside of the theatre. My most humble apologies. I just didn't think I'd be able to get in, nor that I'd be able to stay awake during the movie... all that food and wine... mmm... I'll just have to go some other time.

solidarity!!!

Validating your existence and reason for posting.