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July 29, 2025 -- 10:03 AM
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June 13, 2004 -- 6:12 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Okay... I posted that last message like forever ago. Since I posted that message I've slept, woken up, showered, brushed my teeth, pissed a bunch of times, eaten breakfast, and lunch and worked for 7 hours. And then I came home and sat on the computer for another hour. Somebody answer my damn question already!

June 13, 2004 -- 12:04 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

what the fuck? what journey? And why the fuck are you going on this journey so damned late at night? Shit. Okay, I'm goin to bed. Fuck this shit. Nite.

June 13, 2004 -- 12:04 AM
posted by Ministry of Tourism

    The journey begins...

    (And bloody early, too.)

June 13, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

The upside-down writing on my right-hand says "small hancuffs [sic] are hot".

June 12, 2004 -- 10:47 PM
posted by P

    Woot! The Bush Game! Lit the roof on fire baby. Took me forty minutes to go through it and I was down to my last guy, Jesus. Yea, yea, yea, I showed him. The last boss wasn't really that tough though, he just had a lot of life. Now Darth Rumsfeld, that was a tough motherfucker. He took down Howard Stern, and He-Man before I took him down.


    I AM THE ALPHA AND THE OMEGA,
    THE BEGINNING AND THE ENDING,
    WHO IS, WHO WAS, AND WHO IS TO COME...
    THE ALMIGHTY, LORD P!

    I AM A MACHINE FUELED BY NON-SENSE
    AND THE POWER OF ON COMING TRAFFIC!

    I AM A TOOL, FORGED BY MY PARENTS
    -OBEDIENT TO MY BUILDERS OF AFFLUENCE AND WEALTH!

    I AM COMPLIANT! FALLIBLE!
    AND STEADFAST IN PRINCIPLE AGAINST THE VOICES OF REASON!

    I AM THE EMPIRE! I AM THE END!
    I AM YOUR ALMIGHTY COMMANDER AND GOD!


    (cue sound effects!)
    (...)
    (Ah well, even without the sound effects it's still cool!)



June 12, 2004 -- 9:19 PM
posted by Par

    If anyone is interested, Soccer does not get much better than what's going on right now in Portugal. 16 high class, well-matched teams competing in Euro 2004. It's the third-most watched sporting event in the world (behind the World Cup and the Summer Olympics), and tomorrow features what should be a good one: France vs. England, live on TSN at 12:30 PM.

June 12, 2004 -- 7:33 PM
posted by Par

June 12, 2004 -- 6:20 PM
posted by eric

    hmm...that's a great idea. The Streets are selling "skins" - meaning rolling papers


    word.

June 12, 2004 -- 5:43 PM
posted by anonymous

Valider votre existence et votre raison de la signalisation. (Valide seulement au Québec)

June 12, 2004 -- 5:39 PM
posted by anonymous

    Validating your existence and your reason for posting

    In darkness the gate to armageddon is open.

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