> Life is like biryani. You move the good stuff towards you & you push the weird shit to the side.  

post a new message


lorem ipsum

July 26, 2025 -- 9:22 PM
posted by ( )

Add an image    

Add a link


go back to maingo to old version

June 21, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by alison

    umm... to get in on the browser bandwagon, my browser (Safari 1.2.2 v 125.7) (version 125.7? at least they're honest...) can't read the pictures either.


    and on another note... I arrived at the office to find everything stacked on top of my furniture and the floors a pitifully mottled excuse for powercleaned. I wish they had told me they were doing this, I would've moved things for them. As it stands, I'm sure they didn't get everything anyway. and our pamphlet cart went on a trip of its own... to another hallway! Last year it was a filing cabinet, this year a pamphlet cart... what next?

June 21, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by *andy thompson


    Who: You
    What: Glitter or Booty Call
    Where: Andy's
    When: Monday, June 21st - 7:30 PM
    Why: Because I will it so.

    Glitter is the intended feature, but Booty Call
    is on deck if Glitter remains elusive.

    RE: Glitter
    "Another of what have become far too common lately:
    unintentional laughfests."

    RE: Booty Call
    "If the mere title 'Booty Call' makes you think of grand cinema,
    then you probably will enjoy this film."

June 20, 2004 -- 12:57 PM
posted by Par

    Yeah, Ed, I think you're right. At least, it can only handle one %-wise resize. Pixel resizes are
    fine. The problem is that it will affect different resolutions. Maybe I can just make them all about
    450 px, and that will be good for everyone. Otherwise, I may have to try a javascript workaround.
    (Or, everyone can get firefox *wink wink, nudge nudge*.)

June 20, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by edo

Hey Paras, I think that IE can only handle one image resize per table, more than one and it doesnt show it... plus cuts stuff off as well I guess.

June 20, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by P

Or, if you don't want to kill him, you can pretend to re-style your hair and get it in his eyes. Maybe you could experiment and try that AXE stuff. It might not blind him, but if the commercials serve as any indication of what it's capable of he'd be a happier man. Maybe.

June 20, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by P

    Counterinsurgency, kicking butt - all interesting moves that Tay could pull, but we all know that the answer is to toss the offending chump a bottle of vidale sassoon and leave the rest for the police to find after the pieces fall back down from the sky.


    la la la dum! DUM DUM DUM DOOOO!

June 19, 2004 -- 11:20 PM
posted by Ministry of Tourism

I'm back. (Details to follow.)

June 19, 2004 -- 11:14 PM
posted by Par

June 19, 2004 -- 6:49 PM
posted by Par

    All right. Well, if I can get that stuff working on my home computer then (IE 6/XP) it should work
    for everyone, I hope.


    • Incidentally Simpsons-related Epiphany #123: Digging is best left to machines named after
      mountain lions, and guys named Sting

    • Corollary: Paras hates digging


    • Digging math: 200 (cm of person) + 200 (pounds of person) + 20 (inches of width of window
      well) + 12 (inches of depth of window well below window) + 1000s (of points of stucco, rubbing
      against your arm)= not fun

    • Corollary: Don't bury people in window wells

June 19, 2004 -- 6:03 PM
posted by Beck

    Firefox works great - never going back to IE
    IE 6.0 on winXP (laptop) has problems
    IE 6.0 on win2k at work also has those same problems.

load more posts . . .