From the legal department:


• No trial for Major Harry Schmidt, the pilot who bombed the Canadians in Afghanistan (though he still faces "administrative punishment," whatever that means


• Yes trial for Todd Bertuzzi (remember hockey?)


• Tim Montgomery (the world's fastest man... allegedly) allegedly alleged that alleged homerun king Barry Bonds took alleged illegal performance enhancing drugs


• Bonds tears him a new one


Oh, and isn't it great when it's 27 degrees in your lab, and only in this room. It's nowhere near that hot just outside the room, or in the small attached server room, but it's 27.3 and climbing in here.... Oh well... I don't need to think.

That there is for you Gitz

Well AD I think it is time I call off this charade. It is quiet obvious that all my post for these past few days are only created out of entertainment. Do you really think I have a B-Boy crew that goes around having dance offs with other crews? Do you really think AD has his own B-Boy crew as well? As you might have noticed I have lifted many phrases and actions off the movie "You got Served". That was the reference I was using in all my post and it was pretty entetaining considering you thought I was talking about gang warfare and mass violence! Then again you probally put those post down for entertainment purposes as well. When do you really talk smack like that AD? I've known you since junior high and when you talk smack to someone you just say it instead of putting it in the form a anal retentive old man would use. I know you razed me before to get some long winded response for entertainment purposes. And I delivered, I decided to then go all weird on you and act like some B-Boy off "You got Served". Really AD you known me for a while do you really think I would talk like that? What the hell is getting served anyways? Well I was plenty entertained and I hope the viewers out in cyberspace were entertained as well. Thanks for doing your part AD I really couldn't of done it without you. Next time try to have a little more fun though you really ended up sounding like a anal retentive old man. Well until next post.

PS:Half-holes exist everywhere that means your universe is now dsestroyed Paras.

Awww No! They suck again... Ricardo the goalie saves & scores to sink England.

I don't want to work!

I was so pissed off for a while there that I actually had to take a break. You know how everything just gets muddled after a while? or maybe that's just me. anyway, I couldn't find the keys to the bike room, thought we'd lost them and started thinking of all the shit we'd be in if we couldn't find them... my AD has them (and not Adrian, my Associate Director), so no worries. But then one of the other directors came in gloating about how much trouble we'd be in... I'm sorry, not the thing to do. I swear it's like having a younger sibling sometimes... (bet you can't guess who I'm talking about!) And I can't remember what exactly I'm supposed to be doing, but I know I have 80 billion things to do... so I don't want to work any more! At least not for today. I can handle it too... if I work 7 hours tomorrow, or even 6, I'll be ok... hmm... but I've remembered some of my work now... meh, maybe cut short early... we'll see (see how sometimes just sitting and thinking things through can change your mind... strange... perhaps world leaders should do this more often... we might even have fewer wars!)

too much responsibility ... grr!

Bored? - Especially good if you're an old NES nerd. (Just click "Play this game!!!") Copy and paste to import Tanookie Thomps: 2C2P3233332Z2X2T0W2C2W33313437.H.C.E.K.H.6.B.1.8.3.E.1.A.15JGL.1BGX.2YO3N.631J1.9ZLDR.498H5.9D18X. 498H5.14V26.K.9CG92.3.2.4SS1C.2.1.498H5.7.SH.1.3L.1.5.6BL.E9.B8JN.UNDEFINED.UNDEFINED.6G.2S.TRU

Sitting and thinking? That's even more dangerous than war! Who knows what horrible schemes could be realized in the span of one session of insanity. Also, my thanks to Al: YOUR UNIVERSE IS SHATTERED PAR! Where's Tony. He'll be issuing the passports to broken Par ville for the next 10,000 years.

oooh! Look what I found on the internet:




LONDON DISTURBANCE FORCE!!! That's ME!

I'm cheering for the netherlands because they have awesome neon-orange uniforms that look like biohazardous suits... and because in the playstationII version of Euro 2004, their team doesn't have names. It's just Ned 1, Ned 2, Ned 3, Ned 4 etc, etc... it's pretty funny.

But we all know it's gonna be either France with Henri or England with Rooney. So why even bother?

Hahaha... I don't usually watch football but since I've been having almost daily band-practices with LDF I've been seeing a lot of these games.

Czech Czech Czech-itout!
what what what's it all about?!