ummm, Alison hotdogs, on side with popular belief, are just random animal parts. Generaly, the cheaper the hotdog, the more random the parts. Never EVER buy bulk weeners at a store. The real ones are even still a little questionable. Yes, it's 100% beef, but it doesn't tell you if that's hooves or t-bone. Better yet, you can sell the t-bone for a lot. You can't sell the hooves for much unless you mulch it and call it something it's not. And as far as the tweezers go, I can't help but see that quote used in that context as a complete butchering of its meaning. Granted, I don't know how responsible they are, but based on thier website, it means only this... If I am beautiful, the world will want to be just like me. Another disgusting slandering of beauty in our society. But what takes the cake, is their attempted use of a few good social deeds to sell more products. In my view at least, charitable deeds should not be used to advance a companies stake in the market. Another fine example of capitalism eroding our values.

Thus concludes my rant of the day.

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oh shit, it's STILL funny!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

I'm not sure if this funny because it's late or if it's funny because it's actually funny:



BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!!!!
LITTLE RAVER NAZI!!!! BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

yeah that hockey game's not bad, but it's much too easy to score. (just zip down the wing and shoot corner) if only i could score so easily with everything else in life- and john kerry is still a gow si face


refried beans:

dried beans cooked and mashed and then fried in lard with various seasonings
www.cogsci.princeton.edu/cgi-bin/webwn

Can you save Team Canada??




...one freaking addictive little game.

even the web address is entertaining and provocative... http://www.runningofthenudes.com: the protest website for the running of the bulls in Spain... perhaps something fun and activisty to do all in one event!

What a lazy cat, just sitting there, drinking it's beer, wait! That's what I want to be doing right now...Stupid cat!

I wonder if samurai pizza cat's is on?

SAy it...
Do do, do do, do do, do do... Yeah!
Do do, do do, do do, do do... Yeah!

There's no denying it, this board is now certified Usher!

eww! AD, do something better for yourself. You're just asking for trouble pretending random meat is hotdog. eww! How about you don't eat meat instead? Or... only eat meat that you know where it comes from (and the fridge doesn't count as origins). Eww... ground meat day... At least go with beef... but eww!



On a different topic, there's an ad in the newest Mother Jones magazine for Tweezerman tweezers that has the ever-utilized famous Gandhi quotation "You must be the change you wish to see in the world" and the tag line "Choose to make a difference." What exactly do Tweezers have to do with changing the world? I suppose at the bottom where it says "Striving to Promote Responsible Capitalism" they're trying to say something... but it's really not that obvious what sort of a difference it is they're trying to create... or how. Do any of you know? It's not like their website screams it out either. Maybe the point is "Buy our products, you know we're good." but that still doesn't solve the mystery.

Hmmm, it has come to my attention that today is national ground meat day. I intend to celebrate this greatest of national holidays by putting random animal bits through the grinder and pretending it's a hot dog!