You are Mr. Tizcik,the Headcrusher! There is
nothing that pleases you more than a good
headcrushing in the morning, afternoon, and
evening. You are always out to get someone, and
you know just where it hurts the most; however,
you have pissed off more than one person with
your metaphoric skull-fracturing antics, and it
has resulted in your own painful crushing. But
when it comes to the popping of heads, you are
a force to be reckoned with! Headpinchers,
beware! Never go up against a professional
Headcrusher! Amateur!
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Alison - I was going to come after you with a pitchfork because if I ate
what you ate and I'm not sick then it's not food poisoning but some sort
of illness that I am likely to get because I was eating off your spoon.
As I figure I've been sick enough this year, if I get sick again it's your
fault for giving it to me. And a pitchfork only because it sounded good.

Bio 107 looks full for next year anyways, but thanks for the advice everyone!

Unless we have a climate that will allow more independent media companies to survive, a dangerously high percentage of what we see--and what we don't see--will be shaped by the profit motives and political interests of large, publicly traded conglomerates. The economy will suffer, and so will the quality of our public life. Let me be clear: As a business proposition, consolidation makes sense. The moguls behind the mergers are acting in their corporate interests and playing by the rules. We just shouldn't have those rules. They make sense for a corporation. But for a society, it's like over-fishing the oceans. When the independent businesses are gone, where will the new ideas come from? We have to do more than keep media giants from growing larger; they're already too big. We need a new set of rules that will break these huge companies to pieces.
...
The Forbes list of the 400 richest Americans exerts a negative influence on society, because it discourages people who want to climb up the list from giving more money to charity. The Nielsen ratings are dangerous in a similar way--because they scare companies away from good shows that don't produce immediate blockbuster ratings. The producer Norman Lear once asked, "You know what ruined television?" His answer: when The New York Times began publishing the Nielsen ratings. "That list every week became all anyone cared about."

-- Ted Turner... Ted Turner?

If I recall, the extent of the chemistry in 107 very basic, like knowing what an atom is and its role in cells

Hey all, just saying goodbye. I'm off for a month-ish, so have a good rest of the summer and I'll see you guys when I get back!

Jess, If you survived Bio 108, then this couse is a snap.

There's also enough of us that took it to give you a hand if you need it.

wait a minute, pitchfork? but if it's food poisoning, what does that have to do with me? I didn't poison the food. I don't know. I just want my ring. (sounds a little obsessive-compulsive, doesn't it?) my ring!

okay, so whatever it was that I had yesterday, I still sort-of have it today... but it's getting better. Yesterday I was delerious. Today, I'm just in a fog.

Anyway, so yesterday, I realized that I'd lost my grad ring sometime during the morning while I was at work. but my attitude then was "oh well, I probably just didn't wear it today, it'll turn up" well, I did wear it yesterday at work, and it hasn't turned up. and I can't remember what I did or where I went yesterday that could've ended up helping me lose my ring. Any suggestions? I really shouldn't be at work. I can't type or think straight, and my eyes get all bleary. But my ring... where would it be? I spent most of my time in my office, and if I'd dropped it while out of my office, I would've noticed the noise. what the hell did I do yesterday? fuck!

The things I do at work.


You are Gavin! If your head were made of veal,
which you know it is not, but if it were made
of veal, how much would it be worth? $20? No,
you don't think you'll sell. You are a bit
clueless as to what is really going on around
you, in fact, you seriously annoy everyone you
come in contact with. Although, this does not
seem to phase you in the least. As long as
you've got your glasses and your backpack and
your mom is away getting her makeover done,
you're happy, and are content to ask useless
questions and give useless answers until the
cows come...which they do, every Thursday,
right after they lunch with the President.
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I don't think it would be too bad... I don't remember anything in there that really required intricate knowledge of chem.