Who: You What: Bubble Boy Where: Andy's When: Monday, July 26th - 7:30 PM Why: You're horrificly sadomasochistic? Rotten Tomatoes gives it an astounding 29%! And Amazon.com says: *thumbs up* *theme from Hawaii Five-O plays*



By the way, White Ninja rocks my socks.

Hey folks, for those people that went out for some "Napoleon Dynamite" today... lemmie know if you have and strange dreams from the chicken wings after the movie. My sister calls them "Dream wings"... because she always has interesting dreams after having them. Anyways...


eres somethin bri'ish!

Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six

And "The Streets" homepage. UK hip-hop band. Lots of cool music videos on the site: The Streets

Napoleon killed by medics and enemas, study claims

Amelia Gentleman in Paris
Friday July 23, 2004
The Guardian

There was no plotting by royalists, no arsenic and no murder. Instead, Napoleon Bonaparte was killed by incompetent doctors and too many uncomfortably large enemas, according to a new study.

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Beck, I can't make it; I have to be at the barn at 10. Sorry!
Have a great time

Camping
Leaving at 5 from Culligan
See you there

Tired of flying down to Toronto to see the Oilers' prospects/single season superstars/Jason Bonsignore? Well, now the Oilers' farm team has come to you.

You are Mr. Tizcik,the Headcrusher! There is
nothing that pleases you more than a good
headcrushing in the morning, afternoon, and
evening. You are always out to get someone, and
you know just where it hurts the most; however,
you have pissed off more than one person with
your metaphoric skull-fracturing antics, and it
has resulted in your own painful crushing. But
when it comes to the popping of heads, you are
a force to be reckoned with! Headpinchers,
beware! Never go up against a professional
Headcrusher! Amateur!
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Alison - I was going to come after you with a pitchfork because if I ate
what you ate and I'm not sick then it's not food poisoning but some sort
of illness that I am likely to get because I was eating off your spoon.
As I figure I've been sick enough this year, if I get sick again it's your
fault for giving it to me. And a pitchfork only because it sounded good.

Bio 107 looks full for next year anyways, but thanks for the advice everyone!

Unless we have a climate that will allow more independent media companies to survive, a dangerously high percentage of what we see--and what we don't see--will be shaped by the profit motives and political interests of large, publicly traded conglomerates. The economy will suffer, and so will the quality of our public life. Let me be clear: As a business proposition, consolidation makes sense. The moguls behind the mergers are acting in their corporate interests and playing by the rules. We just shouldn't have those rules. They make sense for a corporation. But for a society, it's like over-fishing the oceans. When the independent businesses are gone, where will the new ideas come from? We have to do more than keep media giants from growing larger; they're already too big. We need a new set of rules that will break these huge companies to pieces.
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The Forbes list of the 400 richest Americans exerts a negative influence on society, because it discourages people who want to climb up the list from giving more money to charity. The Nielsen ratings are dangerous in a similar way--because they scare companies away from good shows that don't produce immediate blockbuster ratings. The producer Norman Lear once asked, "You know what ruined television?" His answer: when The New York Times began publishing the Nielsen ratings. "That list every week became all anyone cared about."

-- Ted Turner... Ted Turner?