Ever seen a man stabbed on an ETS bus, his shirt covered in blood, and the aisle of the bus dripping red???

Unfortunately, I have.

Q: How can Teller give an interview?

A: Magic.




Idiot.

Yeah, that band "Shout Out Out Out Out" -- for those of you who haven't heard -- is the new band with Nik Kozub and Will Zimmerman... and GET THIS: GRAVY's ON THE DRUMS! Holy yikes... he's ALREADY in Whitey Houston, The Skinny, Slow Fresh Oil, and some other band I can never remember the name of. Talk about a band-slut!!! FIVE bands! Friggin drummers. At least he's one of the best drummers in the city, so I guess it's perfectly excusable considering. Hell, I'd get him to drum for LIME and LDF if I thought I had a half a chance at convincing him.

But also I really want to see those DJs too... Mittens is s'posed to be kinda cute, or at least that's what I've been told... and besides, they apparently love Blonde Redhead and Xiu Xiu... so how can you lose???!

That wasn't a rhetorical question dumbass. The correct answer was "you can't".

Sweet Jesus, I Hate Bill O'Reilly

How can Teller give an interview?

kay, can someone explain to me why Pen and Teller are the most prominent and important interviews in "Michael Moore Hates America" ?

Also and this is a real (fuckin' ugly) doozy: the transcript from Bill O'Riley vs Michael Moore

It can't be a current map for German tourists. 'Untergrund' is not the correct word; you would use U-Bahn. (That, and they use the phrase 'peak hours only.')

Man, I've been saying for years that the provincial Progressive Conservatives just aren't conservative enough. Finally, my dreams of a more conservative party come true: the Separation Party of Alberta. They've even got clever jokes like this one:


Murphy, a dishonest lawyer, bribed a man on his client's jury to hold out for a charge of manslaughter, as opposed to the charge of murder which was brought by the prosecutor.

The jury was out for several days before they returned with the manslaughter verdict.

When Murphy paid the corrupt juror, he asked him if he had a very difficult time persuading the other jurors to see things his way.

"Sure did," the juror replied, "the other eleven wanted to acquit."


Hahahahahahahahahahaha. So very clever. I'm glad they're on my side!

I particularly like the squiggles in the bottom left corner, wtf?
Surely, Tony, this is just a map of the London Underground as it is today, in German so that the tourists can figure their way around a little easier. Covent Garden is still there, just spelled entirely differently.

or is there some conspiracy I was not aware of... or that you're insinuating is there...

Here's a look at the London Underground had WWII gone wrong:

Londische Untergrund

Holy crap, forget rail passes. Cathay Pacific All Asia Pass