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August 18, 2004 -- 10:39 AM
posted by eric

    so i'm checking the Olympic results here, and i notice the United Eric Emirates, i mean, Arab Emirates are medal placing several spots above Canada. at the current standing they're a gold medal ahead, from get this, Shooting - Men's Double Trap. now i don't want to go about passing judgement or anything, but SHOULD WE REALLY BE REWARDING TERRORISTS WITH GOLD MEDALS?!?!
    in fact, why are we even competing in an event that we know we cannot win?! that's like having our boys try to beat them at the 50 lbs explosives 100 M dash! WON'T HAPPEN




    worst yet he's got a Business Administration degree from Western State University USA. the most tretcherous kind, the homegrown.

August 18, 2004 -- 12:09 AM
posted by eric

    B.E.P is SHIT HOT!


    Black Eyed Peas Studio Fire
    A recording studio the Black Eyed Peas were working in went up in flames, after the group allegedly lit candles to create a mood while recording material for their new album.
    According officials, the group was recording material for their upcoming album "Monkey Business" inside the Glenwood Place Studios (California).
    The candles sparked the blaze around 3:00 am...
    Members of the group were in another part of the facility eating dinner during a break when they learned of the fire.
    Despite their attempts to extinguish the fire, the studio sustained an estimated $50,000 worth of damages.
    The group escaped with a tape of their recordings and some burnt guitars. "Guitars, drums, drum-kits, keyboards, microphones, classic instruments that we've collected with our worldly travels are now destroyed," will.i.am told local TV station KABC.
    “They evacuated the building (and) even tried using fire extinguishers prior to our arrival, but it was too late for fire extinguishers,” said Captain Ron Bell. “But they did a good job."
    Due to the Pea’s efforts, only about 20 percent of the studio was affected. The studio remained open and continued other recording sessions. The group is expected to continue recording at the facility.

    Courtesy: AllHipHop
    PEACE
    MUSTAFA

August 18, 2004 -- 12:01 AM
posted by M. Mash

    yes im with percy... i dont mind a little junk in the trunk maybe its because as a skinny guy i need the contrast.... btw if any of u out there are planning on going to the fringe i strongly recommend mayhem, a freak show which plays everyday at 8 pm in the armoury.... tickets are only 5 bucks.... it features three performers: the main guy who does most of the shit, his HOT, freaky fiancee who is mainly a stagehand but also does a contortionist act, and this guy who bills himself as the worlds fattest contortionist.... these fucking guys do some crazy shit, this guy puts a meat hook in his nose and out his mouth, the hangs some heavy shit off it and swings it around.... he sticks hooks in his eyelids and again hangs some heavy shit off it... he puts out a propane torch, burning pure blue, on his tongue... plus lots of other insane shit, everyone i was with who saw it also gave it rave reviews..... check it out

    ps percy is a closet homosexual who likes wearing his mommas silk panties

August 17, 2004 -- 10:22 PM
posted by P

    I like big butts and I cannot lie
    u other brotherz can't deny
    when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist
    and a round thing in ur face u get sprung
    want to pull up tough
    cuz u noticed that butt was stuck
    beef to the jeans shes wearing
    im hooked and I can't stop staring
    oh baby I wanna get wit cha
    and take ur pictcha...


    and I'm back.

August 17, 2004 -- 6:08 PM
posted by Mary

    Hey all...

    Well, after three weeks of playing/slaving in the sun I'm back in town. and we should do something. by we, i mean myself and others that I have not seen in a long time. so give me a call. or e-mail me. or both. i'm crying alone in my basement listening to dashboard on repeat....help...

August 17, 2004 -- 11:28 AM
posted by Par

    Bah, Tom, you're just pissed because I was right about companies marketing via bloggers.

    It burns me:
    Between 4 and 5 stars, Juwanna Mann is one of the best comedies of the year, I believe. The ending could've been better though, but the whole film is definitely great! For women looking into athletics, this is somewhat an inspiration; for others, it's a thought for life; all together, though, the movie is definitely hilarious with jokes, and other funnies to get you laughing. The whole cast is wonderful and sets the scene throughout, especially Miguel Nunez, Jr. who brings out the best of a feminine side. (Greatly played!)

August 17, 2004 -- 11:16 AM
posted by alison

    Kuhlman's peas are not nearly as good as mine. why didn't I plant more?

    and, uh, in other news: that's not Ginger Spice, it's Baby Spice. Geri Halliwell also slimmed down, but she went skanky... Emma Bunton (?) didn't go so skanky... but she did slim down... though not by much, she was never truly chubby... Then again, I'm a girl. I see things differently than those guys who want to see their women's hip bones and ribs stick out...

August 17, 2004 -- 10:40 AM
posted by eric

yeah i'm a fuckin' retard. i didn't even think that you guys could be in the Main Gym until we left. shit. oh well we bumped into Blair (Dirty Mr. Mustache) and i guess it was worth it just for that.

August 17, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by M. Mash

sorry i meant to add something to my last post... paras has a small penis.... oh ya and his brother masturbates to deanna troy

August 17, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by M. Mash

eric i was on that way back in grade 10 and i was heartily mocked for it, namely by paras.... taylor has come around now as well, and i have to say its nice to see that baby is finally getting some props which she has well deserved... like i always said, its just baby fat that shes going to work off... and sorry about missing u at ball today, when we were leaving simon saw that u had called..... the main gym was open so we were playing in there, but luckily u missed the stinky russian

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