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September 01, 2004 -- 1:47 PM
posted by eric
- OH SHIT!!! FUNNIEST THING THE PLANET HAS NEVER SEEN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA i'm literally in muthafuckin' tears!
Orson Welles – Paul Masson commercial
Watch it twice. The first time you can watch Orson drunkenly slur all his lines with the cadence of a Pakistani Beat poet and the second time you can watch the actress on the left halfheartedly try not to laugh. Dude is annihilated, I’m telling you. You have never been that drunk in your life. The most shocking thing about this commercial is not how drunk he is but how hopelessly determined the director is to get a half decent take.
HIGHLIGHT: Right after they click the “take 12” clicker thing, Orson’s mouth jumps in with an enthusiasm his brain cannot begin to catch up with. What results is a sentence that begins with a roaring “raaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhuuuweee here at Paul Masson are committed to bringing you…”

September 01, 2004 -- 11:30 AM
posted by eric
- terrible:
Stephen Hawking thrills the crowds in Dublin
Thursday, Napolean nine something? tom and i for surezies.
Friday: MOD CLUB anyone?
August 31, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by eric
- kay, dillholes. whip out the num-chucks. yours truly has yet to see the Mighty DYNO-MITE, and would very much like to end that loser streak some time soon. i guess you can join me if you want. i'm sorta busy right now recording with my super sweet band but the late evenings are always open for a brou ha ha ha ha.
laters chumps and chumpettes
August 30, 2004 -- 8:03 PM
posted by nobody knows my face
- Apparently this movie has been dubbed "the most controversial movie ever filmed in america":
Vincent Gallo's "The Brown Bunny"
August 30, 2004 -- 4:02 PM
posted by *andy thompson
![]() 9:35 |
So, 9:35 is the actual show time. Hopefully y'all can make it.
August 30, 2004 -- 12:19 PM
posted by alison
- me hates migraines, ugh.
anyway... SARAH HARMER is at the WINSPEAR on WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 6 at 8pm
So yeah, Mary let me know if it still works for you. I'm coming home from a conference earlier that week... but I'll give up on my catch-up time to see this woman. Anyone else still interested - let me know. alison_lennie@yahoo.ca (Mary, you too, then we can figure out how we're buying tickets etc. (eww... $32.50 plus service charge... hooray job!))
oh oh! Gomez? That's awesome! I'm definitely interested.
August 30, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by *andy thompson
Who? You What? White Chicks Where? Cinema City 12 (3633 99th Street) When? Tuesday, August 31, 2004 - 7:00 PM Why? So that you too may endure the epiphany that accompanies this film: life really is a fucking joke. (Bad Movie Summer Average: a dead perfect 19%.) |
August 29, 2004 -- 11:28 PM
posted by Par
- Ah, the brilliance of computer generated advertisements. On the same page on which Ann Coulter criticizes Bill O'Reilly for taking the middle ground (??), notice the ad on the left:

August 29, 2004 -- 11:19 PM
posted by eric
- 'sup Internet. here's another show for all you cry babies to swoon over:
Saturday October 23rd: Hardwood/Universal Recording Artist from Toronto
HAYDEN with The Elk Lake Serenaders /special guests Cuff The Duke.
Tickets at Ticketmaster, Blackbyrd, Megatunes, Listen and the HUB SUB
and CAB info desks. All ages Welcome, Doors at 8pm.
But we know all the cool kids will be here for the pre-game shakedown.
Saturday September 18th: Shucker with guests Stone Harding and Shout
Out Out Out Out (members of No Hands, Veal, Whitey Houston) Doors @
8:00 pm, No Minors, $7 at the door.
http://www.nrmlswlcm.com/
check out normals welcome, cause the dude who made the website (which is awesome) is currently working on recording LIME (hot shit)
