Um, yeah. For the record, my point was that this navel-gazing is a bit bizarre and mostly pointless. I mean, I don't particularly care what gets posted here. If it offends you let people know, as you would in person, and as Alison did. If you'd like to make a humorous observation, by all means. If you'd like to use sarcasm, remember that people can't hear your intonations, Paras, you stupid fucking moron.

In conclusion:

• I was not pissed off (I'm not sure I can stress that enough)


• Albert made up the Grand Arms Panzer, and (I believe) has not yet fleshed it out (though at this point I'm picturing a WWII era German tank with two Trogdor arms (can you think of grander arms?) that can transform into various things)


• Douchebag can be an offensive term


• It can also refer to our good buddy, Robert Novak, especially when used with the words "of Liberty"


• Tom seems to think I don't get enough fibre


• I contend that's a spurious claim, seeing as I'm so regular that you can set your sundial by me


• That last comment was not meant to be taken seriously


• Maddox is still hilarious


• Backhanded references to Tales of Symphonia (yes, that's a video game) are either sarpuitous or pathesiatic


• Beck and AD are two separate beings, though you can easily refer to them both at the same time

Sorry Alison for giving you such a hard time. I knew you didn't really mean you were going to censor anyone or I was weirdo beause everyone here is kind of a weirdo. I just get really worked up but I have to remeber that there are humans on the other end of the exchange reading everyones post. So don't worry about anything it is the lack of face to face contact that caused this whole mess. If you called me a weirdo to me face to face I would know you were just making a joking comment. So yeah don't worry about it. I know I would appreciate it if you still kept on posting on this site and I think everyone would as well.

not trying to censor anyone... did say it was at your discretion, Paras. just saying that I think we're all fairly nonsensical on here and that it's hilarious for one another to be pointing out how "weird" we are when we're all pretty weird. I know, being hipocritical now, but whatever, I can say you're all weird, because to me you are, just as I'm pretty fucking confusing to others at times.

Do whatever the hell you want to on the board, it's not my job to police, I just thought I would comment on the irony of Albert thinking other people are weirdos when they're no more or less weird than he or anyone else on this board. Wasn't particularly trying to single out Albert as a bizarro individual on here, because if I was going to single out anyone for that it would have to be Percy ;) or perhaps the collective of Beck and AD... yeah, that's it, the Beck/AD Collective is the most bizarre bunch of contributions here... in my opinion, so take it for as much or as little as you would take anything that comes from my point of view. I just thought that a web board was a place for one to put comments such as that, apparently I was wrong.

Obviously the whole douchebag thing didn't work out in my favour so whatever. I choose not to say certain words and I prefer not hearing them be said but that's my own issue, not yours. I'm not asking for censorship, just some courtesey. You don't often see other sexist or racial slurs on here, so I thought I'd try, but whatever. It's not my board, I'm not policing.

And Par, you can get as pissed off as you want, it was not my intent to stop people from posting certain things, or from saying what they want, I was just saying what I wanted to say, and creating a ruckus as it turns out. Censor me if you want, I don't care. It's your board, and we're your friends... so really, thanks to the service you're providing us, we've been able to kick up some serious shit over the past while... whether it's Tay and those bombs, Eric and P with their rhymes or Albert and his multiple postings. I've grown to enjoy the eccentricity... I wasn't criticizing anyone, just pointing out where some of the irony and hipocrisy lies, and I know I'm a fairly huge hipocrite myself, so I'm not free of that criticism either.

Sorry it blew into this big fucking mess. perhaps I shall just avoid technology for a while and leave you all to your hallowed internet space of non-intrusive commenting and camraderie where words like douchebag aren't taken as offensive by anyone else. (though if you say it to my face, I will be quite disgusted and either slap you or stop talking to you... so perhaps if you'd rather not talk to me, say it, whatever.)

paras im sorry to hear that ure sick.... if you feel sick u should drink some peptobismal or something, i usually find that works... if its a stomach ache it might just mean that ure constipated, in that case i would recommend that u increase the fibre in ur diet.... all-bran tastes a little bland but just mix that up with a little yogurt and it doesnt taste half bad.... anyway hope u get well soon

That's it, I'm really getting sick of this bullshit. You people are always arguing about who can and can't do what. Every few weeks, this comes up. And I'm sick of dealing with it. For the last fucking time, only I can decide what I can and cannot censor!... or something like that. Usually. Certainly you can't tell me what I can censor. Unless you want to. Except that one time. Then it was all me. Mostly.

Speaking of censorship, Maddox has been kind enough to host a mirror of Mothers Against Maddox. As far as taking things way to seriously (I think that was my point in that non-sensical paragraph there, though I could be wrong...), this takes the cake. It's amazing how they concisely describe a particular page as "Here, he tries to fool kids into believing that suicide is the "right thing" to do."

Oh, and Beck, give it a day or so for the Google cache to update. Then, you might do best to search Canadian pages for Beck douchebag. Just a thought.

No that's my problem and my symptoms are way different

people around here need to stop taxing als gig... he dont write anything people jump on him he writes things hey guess what people still jump on him.... i always enjoy reading als posts he brings unique qualities to the board which is more than i can say about others who post the same shit day in day out.... al keep fighting man i know ure doing the al in grand arms panzer dimension proud..

yeah, I know, I just give up when he starts talking about videogames so... seeing as the last thing I read is about the video/computer games, everything just gets pegged as that.

Cheerio

ACTUALLY, I'd just like to point out that albert's rants very rarely have much of anything at all to do with video games.

By the way Al, could you post some general specs for that Grand Arms Panzer? I'd like to know a little bit about it. From scrounging through your posts I've gleaned a little bit about it's alpha, beta, and gamma thingamajoos, but google only lists Grand Theft Auto sites (and of course this very web board) when you run a search for Grand Arms Panzer. Thanks for the help man. Keep on fighting the good fight!!!

hahahahahahahahaha. Thanks Par, I needed that.