Clicky (Paras no likey the horizontal scrollbar)

I offer this hyperbolic, yet dead-fucking-on, comic strip as a parallel to one of the very real changes made for the Star Wars DVDs: Hayden Christensen now appears in Return of the Jedi.

I found out about this today in my playwriting class. I thought it was equal parts hilarious and stupid. - Have a good'er.

Yeah, Tay, but I couldn't very well link to AD's brilliant contribution to the urban dictionary if I used pathetic, now, could I?

Using normal google search Grand Arms Panzer is number three. Sorry to tell you this Paras but "Damn You Paras" using normal google is still number one.

In a small victory for the weirdness of this site if you search for Grand Arms Panzer on google and limit it to Canadian sites, then parasmehta.tk is the first site. Yeah for us! The phrase "Damn you Paras" is also number 1 as well.

Paras, you fucked up the conjugation of "pathesia". There's no such word as "pathesiatic" because the word "pathetic" already exists. Pathesia should be more accurately described as "an instance of patheticness". As such, it doesn't really fit into a sentence as much as it stands alone. For instance:

"Man, you guys both sucked at megaman when we played videogames night. Pathesia!"

See how that works? If you're still confused I'd suggest you talk to AD. He'll set you straight.

This message was brought to you by your local neighbourhood fictional-grammar-nazi.

Al, I've decided to change the phrase from "set you up the bomb" to "set you up the final salvo", because apparently that's FAR more destructive. Not to mention that I just got a hard-on from the mere act of reading about the power that is Grand Arms Panzer! Buddy, you have no idea how excited I am for the pictures of that behemoth!!!

Also, I'd just like to note that the majority of you (English majors not withstanding) have exceptionally atrocious spelling. Congrats.


Lastly: Eric, you idiot- Raising the Fawn was FUCKING AWESOME. They're still a 3-piece, but HOLY SHIT. They were incredible. Though I don't doubt that they sucked when you saw them; I'm just saying that you should probably see them again. They fuckin ROCKED.

I'm not sure what it could be... when you say lower chest area, low as in around the lower boarder of your rib cage? Cause if it is, chances are that it's your diaphram that's hurting for some reason. I myself get those ocassionally, but I'm too stupid or lazy to go and see the doctor about it.

As for the head spinny thing, I dunno... temporary hypoxia? caused by the diaphram thingy? I dunno

just something I found within the hate mail that Maddox recieves, I thought this deserves your time.

"Every night I ask Jesus to kill you."

an actual quote from actual hate mail.

after marias poor showing on tonights episode of the apprentice i am a little less sure about my prediction.... after bungling the negotiation over the flyer price and showing little grace under fire i cant see her making it all the, but i am hopeful that she will make a strong recovery next week to put herself back in trumps good graces... im thankful to jesus that she was spared in the boardroom after stacy j was made the sacrificial lamb... after seeing dolly (who i fell in love with after just 2 episodes shes cute as a button and a sheep farmer too) voted out on survivor in a disastrous turn of events, i just could not have handled the firing of maria.... stay strong baby

i hate to be the first to say it, but could it be sexual frustration?