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September 23, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

    Al, I've decided to change the phrase from "set you up the bomb" to "set you up the final salvo", because apparently that's FAR more destructive. Not to mention that I just got a hard-on from the mere act of reading about the power that is Grand Arms Panzer! Buddy, you have no idea how excited I am for the pictures of that behemoth!!!

    Also, I'd just like to note that the majority of you (English majors not withstanding) have exceptionally atrocious spelling. Congrats.


    Lastly: Eric, you idiot- Raising the Fawn was FUCKING AWESOME. They're still a 3-piece, but HOLY SHIT. They were incredible. Though I don't doubt that they sucked when you saw them; I'm just saying that you should probably see them again. They fuckin ROCKED.

September 23, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by Leo

    I'm not sure what it could be... when you say lower chest area, low as in around the lower boarder of your rib cage? Cause if it is, chances are that it's your diaphram that's hurting for some reason. I myself get those ocassionally, but I'm too stupid or lazy to go and see the doctor about it.

    As for the head spinny thing, I dunno... temporary hypoxia? caused by the diaphram thingy? I dunno

September 23, 2004 -- 12:00 AM
posted by AD

    just something I found within the hate mail that Maddox recieves, I thought this deserves your time.

    "Every night I ask Jesus to kill you."

    an actual quote from actual hate mail.

September 22, 2004 -- 11:09 PM
posted by M. Mash

after marias poor showing on tonights episode of the apprentice i am a little less sure about my prediction.... after bungling the negotiation over the flyer price and showing little grace under fire i cant see her making it all the, but i am hopeful that she will make a strong recovery next week to put herself back in trumps good graces... im thankful to jesus that she was spared in the boardroom after stacy j was made the sacrificial lamb... after seeing dolly (who i fell in love with after just 2 episodes shes cute as a button and a sheep farmer too) voted out on survivor in a disastrous turn of events, i just could not have handled the firing of maria.... stay strong baby

September 22, 2004 -- 8:54 PM
posted by M. Mash

i hate to be the first to say it, but could it be sexual frustration?

September 22, 2004 -- 8:04 PM
posted by alison

    but those turkeys we eat don't. The toms are just too big to mount the hens... so it's all artificial now...

    so tired... missed my bus... must wait here til 8:45... freaking 1 hour routes.

    oh, hey, have any of you ever had an experience where you're standing talking to someone, and suddenly your stomach has a mind of its own such that you've got something bizarre going on in your lower chest area that makes breathing a mite more difficult than normal, and your hearing fade away into static? It was weird. I could still talk and understand what was going on and hear it all, but from very far away... and there was this strange sensation up my neck and to my head... very bizarre, but it started in my stomach... I don't get it. It feels like my body just sort-of stops, but my consciousness, and time, keep going. Anyone? I think I need to talk to my doctor... though she couldn't help me with my other issues... namely bizarre tingling on one side of my body that comes and goes, and switches sides... I guess I must just be a freak (though I know you all could've told me that before)

    sorry for bringing this here, but if anyone has had a similar experience, please let me know so that I'm not totally freaking out, thinking I'm going to just drop dead the next time I walk somewhere. Maybe it was just the combined headrush of getting up too fast with my stomach being stupid... but still, the whole stomach/body-stopping thing does happen from time to time on its own... and my hearing goes on its own too... apparently somewhat normal in my family... but disconcerting nonetheless. I'm going to end up a deaf, blind environmentalist who can't do much more than sit in the woods and smell the trees.

September 22, 2004 -- 7:37 PM
posted by Beck

    HAHA!!!
    Chickens and Roosters have sex!

    I knew it...

September 22, 2004 -- 7:31 PM
posted by Grand Arms Panzer "Titan

Ultimate Transformable Heavy Destroid Unit It has occured to me that 2000 mm grnade launchers on a 20 meter tall mecha is a little improbable. The launcher would be proportionatly as big as a bazoka so it couldn't be stored on the forearm. Since I want the grenade launcher and rail gatling gun to be the "softening" up weapons and not the main destructive weapons the launchers are actually 200 mm. This still makes them larger then the largest conventional artillery which would be 155 mm shells.

September 22, 2004 -- 5:44 PM
posted by P

Who's going where to the what today?

September 22, 2004 -- 4:08 PM
posted by edo

I think the new Chilies on Whyte is now open to the general public. I think that Mary, Carli and Eric (at least will be down there) and Im going to head down at about 9:30.

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