HAHA!!!
Chickens and Roosters have sex!

I knew it...

Ultimate Transformable Heavy Destroid Unit It has occured to me that 2000 mm grnade launchers on a 20 meter tall mecha is a little improbable. The launcher would be proportionatly as big as a bazoka so it couldn't be stored on the forearm. Since I want the grenade launcher and rail gatling gun to be the "softening" up weapons and not the main destructive weapons the launchers are actually 200 mm. This still makes them larger then the largest conventional artillery which would be 155 mm shells.

Who's going where to the what today?

I think the new Chilies on Whyte is now open to the general public. I think that Mary, Carli and Eric (at least will be down there) and Im going to head down at about 9:30.

prepare to be assimilated!

Concur with Alison regarding Beck/AD hybrid. Begin testing.

*warning* lameass Star Trek analogy coming your way...
so, Beck and AD as separate entities, eh? But sometimes they're so much the same :) hence the Collective... like the Borg... and I have to say that I have feared they will attempt to assimilate more people too... I mean, look at Jeremy! ;) all joking aside, the Beck/AD Collective by mere reference to them as a collective DOES make them two separate individuals... who form this bizarre Collective (always with a capital C) when doing certain tasks/activities together... like posting on this board for instance... :) And the whole e-conversation (for a more concrete example)

just teasin' but I had to squeeze one Star Trek reference in... at least once in my life...

Main Data Terminal: Specifications for "Panzer mode"

In keeping with Taylors request I'm going to write down some specs for Grand Arms Panzer "Titan mode". For all people not interested don't worry just skip over this. I'll put a warning on the bottom of this post so for people scrolling up when they read things (damn guest book script) can get fair warning and skip over this if they wish.

Now to begin. First Grand Arms Panzer is a completely original creation and the name was derived form a random name generator found while I was bored one day. He was going to be a character I was going to destroy in a later post. The character who will do this is the already mentioned Alpha- 00X. This will happen later as I wish to add pictures to my post to add more flavour to it.

As you have already noticed Grand Arms Panzer has several different mode in which he can change into. He has a total of 5 modes which are: "Fortressa", "Panzer", "Titan", "Wave Rider", and finally "Burst". Grand Arms Panzer was originally created to fight off hordes of giant monster from space. Therefore all the units weapons have very high destructive power. I will talking about "Titan mode" today. This is the classical giant robot mode popular with most giant robot anime. In this mode Grand Arms Panzer is approximately a 20 meter tall giant robot (picture to come later). This mode is the most versatile mode in which numerous weapons can be used and close combat is available. Grand Arms is also able to fly but not reach escape velocity. Now for the stats

Height: 20 meters
Weight : ???
Power Generators: Cold Fusion reactor, Alpha engine, Beta generator, Gamma Device (The last three devices are made from such advance technology they work as if by magic, this is typical of most "Super robot" anime)
Armor: Grand Armian variant Panzer (As with most Super robot anime the armoring alloy is named after the mecha)
Thruster capability: ???
Max Speed Flying: Mach 3.3
Max Speed using burst drive (flying or running): ??? (Once again another device without any scientific backing that can for short periods of time make Grand Arms move at extraordinary speed.)
Max Speed running: 300 km/hr
Weapons: Mega Fixer Cannon x2 (back mounted, swing over shoulder in firing mode, able to traverse a wide angle of fire) 60 mm eye beams x2 (mounted in eyes duh) Giga Smashers x2 (mounted over forearms, retract when not in use) Finger beam cannons/Titan fingers x10 (Fingers on hand duh) Titan Knucles x10 (Knuckles of hands) Panzer Blade x2 (mounted on inside of forearms, swing out when used) 2000 mm grenade launcher (mounted on left forearm) 300 mm rail chain gun (mounted on right forearm) Positron Cannon (mounted in chest) Giga class missle pods x many (mounted all over the body)
Secondary Sytsems:Panzer cloak (cloaking device), Burst drive, mini magnetic torroid barrier, Support Satelite
Ultimate moves: Unitary Blade (Panzer blade combine to create a giant energy beam that can slice through a planet.) Omega Beam (All energy weapons are fired causing a massive energy beam with immesurable power.) Final Salvo (All missles are fired out of the body, capable of bombarding a planet into rubble)

Well thats it for now hope to see you next time.








Warning this a long post about Grand Arms Panzer if you don't wish to read it then skip this post.

Um, yeah. For the record, my point was that this navel-gazing is a bit bizarre and mostly pointless. I mean, I don't particularly care what gets posted here. If it offends you let people know, as you would in person, and as Alison did. If you'd like to make a humorous observation, by all means. If you'd like to use sarcasm, remember that people can't hear your intonations, Paras, you stupid fucking moron.

In conclusion:

• I was not pissed off (I'm not sure I can stress that enough)


• Albert made up the Grand Arms Panzer, and (I believe) has not yet fleshed it out (though at this point I'm picturing a WWII era German tank with two Trogdor arms (can you think of grander arms?) that can transform into various things)


• Douchebag can be an offensive term


• It can also refer to our good buddy, Robert Novak, especially when used with the words "of Liberty"


• Tom seems to think I don't get enough fibre


• I contend that's a spurious claim, seeing as I'm so regular that you can set your sundial by me


• That last comment was not meant to be taken seriously


• Maddox is still hilarious


• Backhanded references to Tales of Symphonia (yes, that's a video game) are either sarpuitous or pathesiatic


• Beck and AD are two separate beings, though you can easily refer to them both at the same time

Sorry Alison for giving you such a hard time. I knew you didn't really mean you were going to censor anyone or I was weirdo beause everyone here is kind of a weirdo. I just get really worked up but I have to remeber that there are humans on the other end of the exchange reading everyones post. So don't worry about anything it is the lack of face to face contact that caused this whole mess. If you called me a weirdo to me face to face I would know you were just making a joking comment. So yeah don't worry about it. I know I would appreciate it if you still kept on posting on this site and I think everyone would as well.