Who's going where to the what today?

I think the new Chilies on Whyte is now open to the general public. I think that Mary, Carli and Eric (at least will be down there) and Im going to head down at about 9:30.

prepare to be assimilated!

Concur with Alison regarding Beck/AD hybrid. Begin testing.

*warning* lameass Star Trek analogy coming your way...
so, Beck and AD as separate entities, eh? But sometimes they're so much the same :) hence the Collective... like the Borg... and I have to say that I have feared they will attempt to assimilate more people too... I mean, look at Jeremy! ;) all joking aside, the Beck/AD Collective by mere reference to them as a collective DOES make them two separate individuals... who form this bizarre Collective (always with a capital C) when doing certain tasks/activities together... like posting on this board for instance... :) And the whole e-conversation (for a more concrete example)

just teasin' but I had to squeeze one Star Trek reference in... at least once in my life...

Main Data Terminal: Specifications for "Panzer mode"

In keeping with Taylors request I'm going to write down some specs for Grand Arms Panzer "Titan mode". For all people not interested don't worry just skip over this. I'll put a warning on the bottom of this post so for people scrolling up when they read things (damn guest book script) can get fair warning and skip over this if they wish.

Now to begin. First Grand Arms Panzer is a completely original creation and the name was derived form a random name generator found while I was bored one day. He was going to be a character I was going to destroy in a later post. The character who will do this is the already mentioned Alpha- 00X. This will happen later as I wish to add pictures to my post to add more flavour to it.

As you have already noticed Grand Arms Panzer has several different mode in which he can change into. He has a total of 5 modes which are: "Fortressa", "Panzer", "Titan", "Wave Rider", and finally "Burst". Grand Arms Panzer was originally created to fight off hordes of giant monster from space. Therefore all the units weapons have very high destructive power. I will talking about "Titan mode" today. This is the classical giant robot mode popular with most giant robot anime. In this mode Grand Arms Panzer is approximately a 20 meter tall giant robot (picture to come later). This mode is the most versatile mode in which numerous weapons can be used and close combat is available. Grand Arms is also able to fly but not reach escape velocity. Now for the stats

Height: 20 meters
Weight : ???
Power Generators: Cold Fusion reactor, Alpha engine, Beta generator, Gamma Device (The last three devices are made from such advance technology they work as if by magic, this is typical of most "Super robot" anime)
Armor: Grand Armian variant Panzer (As with most Super robot anime the armoring alloy is named after the mecha)
Thruster capability: ???
Max Speed Flying: Mach 3.3
Max Speed using burst drive (flying or running): ??? (Once again another device without any scientific backing that can for short periods of time make Grand Arms move at extraordinary speed.)
Max Speed running: 300 km/hr
Weapons: Mega Fixer Cannon x2 (back mounted, swing over shoulder in firing mode, able to traverse a wide angle of fire) 60 mm eye beams x2 (mounted in eyes duh) Giga Smashers x2 (mounted over forearms, retract when not in use) Finger beam cannons/Titan fingers x10 (Fingers on hand duh) Titan Knucles x10 (Knuckles of hands) Panzer Blade x2 (mounted on inside of forearms, swing out when used) 2000 mm grenade launcher (mounted on left forearm) 300 mm rail chain gun (mounted on right forearm) Positron Cannon (mounted in chest) Giga class missle pods x many (mounted all over the body)
Secondary Sytsems:Panzer cloak (cloaking device), Burst drive, mini magnetic torroid barrier, Support Satelite
Ultimate moves: Unitary Blade (Panzer blade combine to create a giant energy beam that can slice through a planet.) Omega Beam (All energy weapons are fired causing a massive energy beam with immesurable power.) Final Salvo (All missles are fired out of the body, capable of bombarding a planet into rubble)

Well thats it for now hope to see you next time.








Warning this a long post about Grand Arms Panzer if you don't wish to read it then skip this post.

Um, yeah. For the record, my point was that this navel-gazing is a bit bizarre and mostly pointless. I mean, I don't particularly care what gets posted here. If it offends you let people know, as you would in person, and as Alison did. If you'd like to make a humorous observation, by all means. If you'd like to use sarcasm, remember that people can't hear your intonations, Paras, you stupid fucking moron.

In conclusion:

• I was not pissed off (I'm not sure I can stress that enough)


• Albert made up the Grand Arms Panzer, and (I believe) has not yet fleshed it out (though at this point I'm picturing a WWII era German tank with two Trogdor arms (can you think of grander arms?) that can transform into various things)


• Douchebag can be an offensive term


• It can also refer to our good buddy, Robert Novak, especially when used with the words "of Liberty"


• Tom seems to think I don't get enough fibre


• I contend that's a spurious claim, seeing as I'm so regular that you can set your sundial by me


• That last comment was not meant to be taken seriously


• Maddox is still hilarious


• Backhanded references to Tales of Symphonia (yes, that's a video game) are either sarpuitous or pathesiatic


• Beck and AD are two separate beings, though you can easily refer to them both at the same time

Sorry Alison for giving you such a hard time. I knew you didn't really mean you were going to censor anyone or I was weirdo beause everyone here is kind of a weirdo. I just get really worked up but I have to remeber that there are humans on the other end of the exchange reading everyones post. So don't worry about anything it is the lack of face to face contact that caused this whole mess. If you called me a weirdo to me face to face I would know you were just making a joking comment. So yeah don't worry about it. I know I would appreciate it if you still kept on posting on this site and I think everyone would as well.

not trying to censor anyone... did say it was at your discretion, Paras. just saying that I think we're all fairly nonsensical on here and that it's hilarious for one another to be pointing out how "weird" we are when we're all pretty weird. I know, being hipocritical now, but whatever, I can say you're all weird, because to me you are, just as I'm pretty fucking confusing to others at times.

Do whatever the hell you want to on the board, it's not my job to police, I just thought I would comment on the irony of Albert thinking other people are weirdos when they're no more or less weird than he or anyone else on this board. Wasn't particularly trying to single out Albert as a bizarro individual on here, because if I was going to single out anyone for that it would have to be Percy ;) or perhaps the collective of Beck and AD... yeah, that's it, the Beck/AD Collective is the most bizarre bunch of contributions here... in my opinion, so take it for as much or as little as you would take anything that comes from my point of view. I just thought that a web board was a place for one to put comments such as that, apparently I was wrong.

Obviously the whole douchebag thing didn't work out in my favour so whatever. I choose not to say certain words and I prefer not hearing them be said but that's my own issue, not yours. I'm not asking for censorship, just some courtesey. You don't often see other sexist or racial slurs on here, so I thought I'd try, but whatever. It's not my board, I'm not policing.

And Par, you can get as pissed off as you want, it was not my intent to stop people from posting certain things, or from saying what they want, I was just saying what I wanted to say, and creating a ruckus as it turns out. Censor me if you want, I don't care. It's your board, and we're your friends... so really, thanks to the service you're providing us, we've been able to kick up some serious shit over the past while... whether it's Tay and those bombs, Eric and P with their rhymes or Albert and his multiple postings. I've grown to enjoy the eccentricity... I wasn't criticizing anyone, just pointing out where some of the irony and hipocrisy lies, and I know I'm a fairly huge hipocrite myself, so I'm not free of that criticism either.

Sorry it blew into this big fucking mess. perhaps I shall just avoid technology for a while and leave you all to your hallowed internet space of non-intrusive commenting and camraderie where words like douchebag aren't taken as offensive by anyone else. (though if you say it to my face, I will be quite disgusted and either slap you or stop talking to you... so perhaps if you'd rather not talk to me, say it, whatever.)

paras im sorry to hear that ure sick.... if you feel sick u should drink some peptobismal or something, i usually find that works... if its a stomach ache it might just mean that ure constipated, in that case i would recommend that u increase the fibre in ur diet.... all-bran tastes a little bland but just mix that up with a little yogurt and it doesnt taste half bad.... anyway hope u get well soon