It's from the Do's and Don'ts videos. Some of them are gold. Like the one where this baby's being born and his head is popping out. The guy says something along the lines of "Look at that fuckin crybaby! SHUT THE FUCK UP- you're being BORN. You wanna live in a vagina the rest of your life?" But that Iraq shit is the best. Oh, and the bit about the 12 year old boys and their hot legs is pretty fuckin great too. "fuck you mike!"

best bits on Conan tonight:
the unveiling of the new Postage Stamp series.

the afriad monsters series- werewolf man trying to catch a cab in a bad neighborhood, dracula asked to give a toast at a wedding, mommy at open mic night in a comedy club, godzilla finding his girlfriend's pregnancy test.

and the thing about the deservedly extinct animal series with the North American Mouthless tiger was pretty keen too.

when the how is you talkin' 'bout?

"It's like if you're arguing about Iraq and you're saying 'IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT', and some dude rolls up with one leg and he goes 'What's bullshit, bitch?' and you go 'uh, I don't know. I read it, er... I saw on the internet that it was bullshit.'"

maybe I like riding your ass.

chumps do links. sides, as i said before this is like a filtering process wherein only the people truly interested in my links will take the time to open a new window, and copy and paste the address into their destination.

sides i already gave you props for your Go! Team prediction, so stop ridin' my ass yo

Eric, you fucking suck at links.

http://phobichnga.ytmnd.com/

Starcraft battlenet won't work on this computer! What am I going to do?

did anyone catch that lunar eclipse? i just walked out to see it now and it seems like it's turning back...it's it nice clear night too