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go back to maingo to old version

November 21, 2004 -- 9:27 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

haha, the animation for that video is rad.

November 21, 2004 -- 6:52 PM
posted by *andy thompson

A taste of TISM



"Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me" Video
Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couple in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;
Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in -
Resist, and then later you find out there's more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die - of that there's no help;
My favourite way to end em'
Is the orb-weaver spider's, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,
Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it's worth it.



I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt
I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
I might like porno, but Baywatch is fucking sick
I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum;
I might have gone to Uni, but at least I know I'm dumb.

I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun;
I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who’s one.
I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief;
At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat.

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt

I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch A Current Affair, but I watch Frontline also.
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder;
I mightn't tell the truth all the time - hey, what's your Mum's number?

I might be a cunt
Whoahoa
I might be a cunt but I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt
But I'm not a fucking cunt





Lisel sent me the link to the video, and I've been enjoying these guys ever since. I've found two or three of their other songs with Kazaa, and I think they're worth everyone's time. - I'm just spreading the love.

November 21, 2004 -- 5:48 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

WOOHOOOO!!! Tomorrow I go to GWAR!!!

November 21, 2004 -- 5:47 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

good for those APVH kids!

November 21, 2004 -- 4:19 PM
posted by eric

scanning the Canadian Campus Radio Airwave Charts for the week of Nov 17 we see that the

All Purpose Voltage* End Of Daniel Johnathan.. Indepednent

are sitting nicely at 17. though they've somewhat stalled at 17, they're not doing too shabby all things considered. after all they're staying ahead of Frank Black, the Blood Brothers, Brian Wilson, Bjork among other ridiculously good artists

November 21, 2004 -- 1:07 PM
posted by eric

www.nintendods.com/

"Touching is Good"

wha????

clearly the best thing that ever happened to the DS is, that's right, URBZ: SIMZ in da CITY! STRAIGHT OUTTA CRUNKTON!

November 21, 2004 -- 12:47 PM
posted by eric

hey movie buffs, they're running some Yasujiro Ozu films next month at the METRO.
or you could just bum them off of Tom.

November 21, 2004 -- 12:44 PM
posted by eric

yeah that Raymond Basinger dude is totally bitin' my style...in fact i think he's wearing the same Buffalo jeans as i am!

November 21, 2004 -- 12:40 PM
posted by eric

MAYBE IF YOU BUY MORE STUFF THIS CHRISTMAS YOU'LL BE A HAPPIER CLAM!!

full house
fresh prince
murphy brown
night court

now all we gotta do is rally to get COACH, EMPTY NEST, HARRY'S WORLD, CAROLINE IN THE CITY, and MAD ABOUT YOU out on DVD

November 20, 2004 -- 9:43 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Al, it's true that "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"... but shit, one of the galleries is from a TV On The Radio concert, another one of The Faint, and another one has a picture of Kathleen Hanna (from Le Tigre) on some decks DJing (I'm not sure what that one was all about... I'm guessing she was just the DJ and it had nothing to do with her band). Not only that, but half the galleries have shots of people holding Red Stripe which is my favourite jamaican beer that can't be purchased here! Who the fuck ARE these people!??

This goes beyond "eye of the beholder". I think since we've done away with free speech on this board we may as well do away with artistic opinion. From now on, what I say goes. I expect you all to be EXACTLY like the people on that site starting tomorrow. And then I will take pictures of you guys and put them on the internet and send a link to the guy who runs that site and be like "oh yeah, well fuck you look at MY friends assface!". And he'll be like holy shit I gotta meet these people and talk about it non-stop on some lame message board he posts on anonymously.

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