Well Paras, I'm glad you asked, and the answer is: I faked it. That's how. Damn bots all over the web scouring for your e-mail address so they can send you more junk mail. Gotta be careful of that kinda garbage these days y'know.

And as karma would have it, one of my pets is now dead. It figures.

Don't do an assignment worth 40% of my mark, skip all my classes which I desperately need to attend, speak outright sacrilege in front of a pastor, fool people on a fake online test, somehow end up not paying for a meal which I should've paid for, bum a ride off people without paying gas money, and not only am I hurting myself enough as it is by doing these things, but I somehow manage to go and hurt my own pets with my apparently shitty caretaking skills. FUCK.

Sweet justice, I suppose. Oh how it stings. Sometimes I really do hate myself for bringing so much shit upon myself. I'll say it again because it's all I can think of saying: FUCK.

Damn, face. How'd you get an e-mail at xxxxx.com? Those are impossible to get...

dammit, the problem with you guys is I can't tell if you're joking or not with most of your answers. hahaha You guys suck. I didn't get ANYTHING I didn't already know / care about.

Anyway. Since I managed to get the person I was hoping to get (which unfortunately didn't tell me much of anything funny at all), I guess it's only fair I provide you all with this (I didn't lie!):



Full Name: nobody knows my face (zeeroh@xxxxx.com)
Gender: Male
Birthdate: 30 April 1982

First Crush: Katie MacGee, Scarlett Ray and ultimately Jane Macintosh
Biggest Crush: was definitely Alana

Do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No
Boyfriend/girlfriend's Name: I wish.

Current status of your relationship:
Dont have any

Ever had sex in your life? No
Porn Sites/Movies: Yes

How many times do you masturbate in a week?
Less than 7 times.

Are you attracted to an individual of the same sex?
No

Preferred Skin Complexion: Fair

What turns you on the most?
first and foremost: fashion, next comes hair, eyes, and smile




Hahaha, sorry guys. I was bored at the university. Somebody else got me on it too.

:P At least it wasn't tub girl.

Fucking sweet! I have a rehearsal on Saturday!

i know, i know, it's bad form to be posting all this shit, but i figured some of you might be interested- the SEINFELD BLOG's [http://www.stanthecaddy.com/] has some pictures of the newly released DVD.

AND! (for all you torrenteers)

10/9pm Thanksgiving Night (Thursday, Nov. 25)
THE “SEINFELD” STORY
Jerry Seinfeld hosts this retrospective that takes a look back at the wildly popular Seinfeld series. The show includes new interviews with all four original cast members and co-creator Larry David, yada, yada, yada. The special will be simulcast in High Definition. TV14


now back to "Manatees Gone Wild"

shit dude, you really are bored huh? did you just not go to that Asthetics class? that stinks to high fuck. anyways, wish i could help you out, but i gotta lock down some Soc and Spanish, or as i like to call it Spaniciology.

yeah, about the conspiracies on the Pentagon attack - in Paul Virilio's "Unknown Quantity" there is a satelite image of the Pentagon the day after the attack, and even from a bird's eye view you can't really see any "plane wreckage" (excuse the pun) but then again, there's just so much debris it's really difficult to discern much of anything.

apparently nobody can call me kuz I have no reception in this lab. I'm goin to CAB then... and if anyone so desires they can try again.