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December 06, 2004 -- 4:26 PM
posted by eric

...."the gays?"...

whoa. this place has totally gotten out of hand.
right fuckin' on.

December 06, 2004 -- 4:25 PM
posted by freddy

I alternatively contend that Paras is an asshole and there's no way you'll catch me acting like some left-handed faggot!!! WHO DO YOU PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE... THE GAYS???

December 06, 2004 -- 3:23 PM
posted by Par

So many bizarre people today. I wish I had some way of telling who they are. Like an address, say, from which you could determine who was using the internet protocol. Oh well, a man can dream. I do find it interesting that freddy and face both use the term "scrolly wheel". I guess we'll never know for sure, though...

Besides, freddy, clearly your left hand doesn't have the fingerblades. I contend that you could use the iPod scrollwheel. You just choose not to because you don't have any music to play. (Either that, or your ears are so badly burned you can't get those supremely stylish headphones in...)

(That's not news, Alison. That's months old! Now this is news.)

December 06, 2004 -- 3:02 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

Thanks freddy, you're right! I knew there'd be someone else out there *cough cough* besides me *cough* (ahem, exscuse me) who isn't so easily impressed with those scrolly wheels!

December 06, 2004 -- 3:00 PM
posted by freddy "the ramone" krueger

BTW- I bought one of those newfangled iPods the other day. I decided to go with it over MD because those scrolly wheels looked fun but FUCK THE SCROLLY WHEELS they're useless for fingerbladed individuals!!!


Just my 2 cents.

December 06, 2004 -- 2:51 PM
posted by freddy

to the person named jason you are a real asshole! who do you think you are just using me for your shitty movie franchise? Am I not just a person in makeup? Aren't I your friend? you are mean and cruel (the way you tried to kill me in Freddie VS. Jason), you don’t care about any other shitty horror franchises just your own! you didn’t even really apologize to those who you basically said you would chainsaw to pieces. they may be a buncha pussy-faced panzies for excepting [sic] such an obviously lame movie premise but that doesn’t give you the right to chop them into pieces. i don’t see why any of the people on this site are still your friend after such shitty movies. i think you’d be better off getting the hell off the silver screen! in fact don’t even bother taking off that stupid hockey mask to see anybody in real life you haven’t earned there [sic] friendship at all!

Sincerely,
Mr. Kreuger



Thank you and goodnight!

December 06, 2004 -- 2:47 PM
posted by alison

I can pretty much guarantee that most of us, if not all of us, will not have exotic dancer-birds hovering around us after we have died... if that is indeed what you're implying, Paras.

and in other news:

December 06, 2004 -- 2:18 PM
posted by Par

From Dictionary.com:

ex·ot·ic
adj.
  1. From another part of the world; foreign: exotic tropical plants in a greenhouse. See Synonyms at foreign.
  2. Intriguingly unusual or different; excitingly strange: “If something can be explained simply, in a familiar way, then it is best to avoid more exotic explanations” (Chet Raymo). See Synonyms at fantastic.
  3. Of or involving striptease: an exotic dancer.

I rest my case.

December 06, 2004 -- 2:00 PM
posted by alison

"exotic birds start flocking around you" um, don't you mean scavenger birds? I can't see the motivation for parrots and tucans to be hanging around someone who's dead... crows, ravens and vultures though, definitely have reason... (um... nerd!)

and on another somewhat nerdy (if you know what I'm talking about here) note: Jess! I have a yellowy-orange scarf with your name on it! let me know when you have time to come get it or when I should drop it off for you.

December 06, 2004 -- 1:16 PM
posted by Par

From the help file for 'Grip,' a CD ripping utility:

Q: I was listening to a CD in Grip and it sounded horrible! What's up?
A: Perhaps you are listening to country music...


and,
Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
Tip #1: How to tell when you are dead.

(1) Little things start bothering you: little things like worms, bugs, ants.
(2) Something is missing in your personal relationships.
(3) Your dog becomes overly affectionate.
(4) You have a hard time getting a waiter.
(5) Exotic birds flock around you.
(6) People ignore you at parties.
(7) You have a hard time getting up in the morning.
(8) You no longer get off on cocaine.

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