Alright I've dug deep enough, I'm in China right now. No one seems suprised to see some guy get out of the ground and walk around. Must be because I'm a full chink. Tee Hee!

Wow it's hot in the middle of the Earth! I'm glad I have the Nager Gad or I would be burnt to a toast right now. Still digging.

Not dissing on pure asian chicks it just that... well... give me the shovel I can dig this hole alot deeper.

I see she's not pure chink like you or me. That would explain the better facial features.

I don't get the Honger part, why does that make more sense?

wait i spoke to soon, she's (part) Honger. that makes much more sense.

http://zed.cbc.ca/go.ZeD?CONTENT_ID=169514&page=content

whoa!! hot mainlander host on ZED TV! YOWWW

Ziya Tong

Who is the minion we are having a birthday celebration for at the Shark tank? I think Clark but I'm probally wrong?... right?

Supposedly we are going trans-fat free as regulated by the government. Yeah us?

taken from a recent Vue Weekly:

According to Ted Postel from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, aside from the rather obvious drawback that the defence system would have less than five minutes to pinpoint and destroy a missile fired by, say, North Korea at th U.S., an assault from North Korea would just happen to cut a path directly over Canada, leaving us with the fallout-you know, if teh system even actually works. If it doesn't, well, something in the States will probably stop being not exploded.