This one's got a bit of a Napoleon Dynamite quality to it.

The Perry Bible Fellowship

holy shit Percy, get a grip.


dish stain... hahaha.. gold.

You block the dish stain's attack!
Your blade barrier blocks the dish stain's attack!
You DECIMATE the dish stain with your unforgiving dish washer cloth!! (1 dmg)
You DECIMATE the dish stain with your unforgiving dish washer cloth!! (1 dmg)
You DECIMATE the dish stain with your unforgiving dish washer cloth!! (1 dmg)
You DECIMATE the dish stain with your unforgiving dish washer cloth!! (1 dmg)
You DECIMATE the dish stain with your unforgiving dish washer cloth!! (1 dmg)
You DECIMATE the dish stain with your unforgiving dish washer cloth!! (1 dmg)
The dish stain dodges your attack!
The dish stain dodges your attack!
The dish stain dodges your attack!
The dish stain is engulfed in a flood of soap and water ... it is dead!
The dish stain is dead! R.I.P.
You receive 38582 experience points.
Your blood freezes as you hear the dish stain's death cry.
You get some stuff in the corpse of the dish stain.
The corpse of the dish stain seems to be empty.

ideas for a comic:

"So how's the Mir doing?"
"Shit last i heard they were running out of food"
"Say what?"

On the Mir
"so...how much food did you bring?"
"we were supposed to bring food?"
"......."
"i just packed as many space undies as i possibly could"

With all those antennas, what is that dude supposed to transform into exactly? The Mir Space Station? A Roger's cellphone service tower? A HAM radio? Does he turn into the National Broadcasting Centre?

Oh wait, I figured it out: he transforms into television reception for the population of Bangkok. Gotcha.

HOLY FRIG, MY LITTLE COUSIN OFFICIALLY OWNZ ALL Y'ALL
HE FILLED UP HIS IPOD (20 GIGS) ON THE FIRST NIGHT!!!


and i thought i was prime with my 2 1/2 months
sheeesh

that is a fuckin' rad idea. eco-terrrrrrrorism move over!! infrasystem shit disturbance is where it's at!!

A little something to relax the mood. From my buddies on MMFT.

Nothing says wake me up like eggs prepared sunny side up.

On a interesting note there was a science fiction story where 5 terrorist exploded a EMP in the financial center of the USA. They basically crippled the US financially and the US never recovered. Countries like India and China then became the world superpowers. Not suggesting one of you explode a EMP in the financial center of the US but it is a interesting idea.