Hey kids!

Well...sitting here at work i had a thought...I'm not going to really see any of anyone until the New Year. So Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! Have a splendiferous holiday!

judge by the cover.
http://www.flipflopflyin.com/portfolio/xfm.html

sorry. last one.

Note to self, download this shit:


singles review from Pitchfork
LCD Soundsystem: "Daft Punk Is Playing at My House (Soulwax remix)"
The original rides a monstrous T.N.T. riff while James Murphy brags about his French robot house party. All the furniture is in the garage. Robots descend from the bus. The neighbors can't call the police. And the best part: the jocks can't get in the door. Ya burnt, jocks! Can't come in!
Believe it or not, "Daft Punk Is Playing at My House" is a really fucking silly song. Silly and great. So much so that, if someone told me Soulwax could make it (a) sillier, (b) greater, and (c) actually sort of Daft Punk-y, I would give myself the middle finger three times and sell my Suicide Girls blitz package on eBay.

First things first, here's a link to that blitz package.

And here's why Soulwax are genius: The guys can the cheeky metal riff and keep things small at first. They rock hard synths really deep in the mix, letting Murphy rant like before but hinting at bigger blowouts as squelched throbs increase in volume and bite. When the robots descend from the bus: robot noises. When the neighbors can't call the police: a hilarious police siren sounds and refuses to go away. When there's a freak-out brewing in my house: holy living fuck. Think the second third of "Yeah". Think "Da Funk" without Da Filter. Think "Disco Inferno" with tighter pants and less underwear and the best wedgie ever. Soulwax keeps things slamming, then takes a break, then heads back to Slam City, but not without this Parthian shot: Murphy's gawky cowbell solo gets shanked then tossed into a pool of reverb. Call me a jock, but I think that's hilarious. [Nick Sylvester; December 15th, 2004]



Some of you may remember Soulwax from their killer mash-ups personnas, 2 Many DJs and the club sensation X-Tina vs the Strokes, "A STROKE OF GENIUS"

rock and roll mr. robato
Craig Robinson: Flip Flp Flyin' Mini Pops

hmm....somehow i would have pictured that as being more smokingly hot


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sorry for putting up all the images

No taylor, you're right, you're right...iPods aren't really all that cool..





http://www.eecs.umich.edu/~jwinick/Halloween2004/
http://www.gizmodo.com/archives/ipod-costume-024555.php
http://easybakeweblogs.com/2004/11/03/ipod-costume/

oh yeah. immortality, a friend of mine sent me that a few years back- actually i think he may have even ordered it just for kicks... strange shit...just strap it to your balls and turn the immortality dial.

Virgin Mary Grilled Cheese Iron Skillet NR Christmas
Make your own Edible Icon of the Lady Madonna! NO HOAX!

Can I repair it Par? Remember my acronym includes the words repair and troubleshoot.

The Bizarre Literary Reference in a Technical Manual of the day (the ever-popular BLRIATMOTD): The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Parallel Environment for AIX 5L V4.1. Complete with sections such as:

• Hitching a lift on the Vogon constructor ship
• The answer is 42
and

• So long and thanks for all the fish

That Alex Chiu guy is weird. Those chinese prophecy things are as accurate as nostrodomus' prophecies. Besdies he left out the part where I enter in my giant Gundam and start kicking the shit out of all the armies in the world. I become death incarnate and kill countless lives. Just when the world is to be destroyed totally, I get bored and decide to call it a day. I go to Chili's (since it will probally be a wednesday) eat my usual order of wings then go to work the next day.