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December 20, 2004 -- 2:56 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

Oh shit, one OTHER thing. Remember I said how I think that Kim (the bingo girl) was on the Whitey Houston track "I Got Fucked By Liberty Mutual?". Yeah, well I was totally right.

And remember how I said the Nova used to be a beautiful car but then it got ruined when they made it ugly? This month's VICE magazine has an article dedicated to just that. I'M SO GOOD.

I'm basically unstoppable right now. I'm a juggernaut full steam ahead.

December 20, 2004 -- 2:15 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

Also, I forgot to mention that it's totally blizzarding outside right now.

December 20, 2004 -- 2:14 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

BTW: It's punk rock SUPER Bingo this Tuesday at New City. By SUPER this means that it's going to be downstairs (instead of upstairs in the likwid lounge), and there's going to be THREE bingo girls instead of one!!! Not only that, but I've totally got the inside scoop and I can tell you in advance that they'll be wearing slutty santa suits which are being sewn as I write. I think you'd be stupid to miss this.

Besides, I'LL be there. What more can you ask for?

December 20, 2004 -- 2:08 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

You wanna watch that movie sometime during the day??? I gotta work at five, but if we can watch it during the afternoon I'd be totally down. I NEED to see that movie. If this sounds like a plan, give me a call and wake my sleeping ass up so I can get over there and watch it.

December 19, 2004 -- 10:20 PM
posted by eric

Yo, if anyone is interested in watching CRUMB, i have the DVD, but i need to return it to the library pretty soon- it's due monday. but what's a dollar or two eh?
but yeah. i would like to watch it tommorow.

happy holidays kids.

December 19, 2004 -- 7:16 PM
posted by Al

Depends on your definition.

December 19, 2004 -- 7:10 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

What about pussy? Is that an animal byproduct??? hahaha

December 19, 2004 -- 7:00 PM
posted by Al

Hey Par can you eat swallow's nest? It is a animal byproduct aka swallow spit. It is used to bind the nest together and hold it to cliff faces. So technically you aren't killing a animal, you are just eating their home which is made of spit.

December 19, 2004 -- 6:35 PM
posted by Al

Why are we talking about dino riders now? Why can't we talk about visionaries the real money 80's cartoon.

December 19, 2004 -- 6:33 PM
posted by Par

With full credit to Tay, here you go, Andy:

Dino Riders

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