Bandwidth dump for all you Russell Peters fans, because he's funny, damnit!

Ok, I'm back from the great beyond. It seems that this place is exactly as I left it. Snowy, and bitterly resentful. But I hope all goes well. I'm not going to bother getting caught up on the message board, so just sum it up in 100 words or less for me. Also, when's a good time to do a GF?? I've just gone a week without video games and I'm going cookey!

Eric, you'd be proud of me; it wasn't easy, but I spent the last hour recommending someone purchasing an iPod over an MD. I think I've lost all my self-respect.

Plus I'm exhausted. Going against every fiber of your being just to be fair and unbiased is a very taxing thing to do.

no wonder kids are so messed up these days:

I finally understand the appeal of hunting:

Hey alison, I thought I told you I would be comming iwth melissa, but now I'm not so sure, so just in case, we'll be there with bells on.

YEEAA BUOOOOYA!! FUCK GWAR, I SAID, WHAT TIME IS IT?

it's the year of the mix tape/cd

i'm listenin' to the WARP mix from their Videos DVD comp and it is MADHOT!

'Watch And Repeat Play' - A Warp Records Mix
Mixed, arranged and edited by Buddy Peace and 'ZILLA'

shit. It's 12:30 in the afternoon the next day and I'm still feeling that "morning-after-drunkenness". But damn, I really gotta stop coming home drunk as hell and posting messages everywhere on the internet. It's not good.

Anyway, right now I'm thinking the moral of last night's story can be summed up by paraphrasing the immortal words of one Jeremy Gauthier:

"I gotta start not stop drinking so much no more..."

Did I mention I'm potentially guest-listed for that next Our Mercury show on the 20th??? HELLS YES!!!!