Those videos are fuckin rad, they do take free walkin' to another dimension, although I do want to see them slide some rails though, a possible goal for the summer maybe?!

P, what a night eh?

I promised you tonight that I wouldn't rhyme
But it's hard not to because I am not a mime

But even if I was, I would break this rule
To drop this rhyme and end up on a mule

To ride into school full of seusse's bamboosal
To wipe up your face and clean up all that drool

That was secreted from all those tiny pores
Because Last night ended up being the gold of all the ores

Ok so, these words don't even compete with William Shattner
Like switching vowels in Heff's name and call him Haffner

The Gautmaster must bid all good night
Hopefully percy in the morning will get back his sight

This pop-lockin flow is gonna block-rockin paralyze.
I flash cash money-dough in fronta the waitresses eyes
Ya slam 2 drinks and need mo, and then it materialize
fire on the prarie rarin to go, but out so fast don't even realize
that yer mom's on the pho' an' you need ta strategize
but yer passed out on the flo' and ya answer "hello"s instead of "waiii?"s
Comin'n thirty minutes an' no mo', and man how that time just flies!
the zen's a no-go, no matters how hard ya tries
momma's here though, but you're a man now and he don't cries
on his knees in the basement (d'oh!), as punishment for drunken lies
was it worth it? Iunno, but you just gotta rationalize:
tonight went from so-so to outright fuckin legendized.

HAPPY CRUNKIN BIRTHDAY BOIYEEE!!!!

P: you're the fuckin man... NEVER FORGET IT!

WORD MA JUGGA, WORD!!!

You can't sink my battleship!

Errrrrrg

A5
Battleship sunk!

SXSW 2005 ACTS:

Against Me! (Gainesville FL)
Ambulance Ltd (New York NY)
American Music Club (San Francisco CA)
Chingo Bling (Houston TX)
The Dears (Montreal QC)
Death From Above 1979 (Toronto ON)
Dogs Die in Hot Cars (Glasgow UK)
The Donnas (Palo Alto CA)
The Go! Team (Brighton UK)
Grand Buffet (Pittsburgh PA)
Guitar Wolf (Tokyo JAPAN)
Tre Hardson (Los Angeles CA)
Hella (Sacramento CA)
Robyn Hitchcock (London UK)
Hot Hot Heat (Victoria BC)
Husky Rescue (Helsinki FINLAND)


Billy Idol (Los Angeles CA)
Jack Ingram (Dallas TX)
Kaiser Chiefs (Leeds UK)
The Kills (London UK)
The Longcut (Manchester UK)
Aimee Mann (Los Angeles CA)
Mean Reds (Tuscon AZ)
Ronnie Montrose (Sacramento CA)
Nada Surf (Brooklyn NY)
The Raveonettes (Copenhagen DENMARK)
Rolling Blackouts (Torrance CA)
Sleater-Kinney (Portland OR)
Son Volt (St Louis MO)
The Soundtrack Of Our Lives (Gothenberg SWEDEN)
22-20's (Lincoln UK)
Visionaries (Los Angeles CA)
Saul Williams (Los Angeles CA)

coolest hipster tour ever.

Animal Collective tour:

04-15 Purchase, NY - Purchase College $
04-17 Cambridge, MA - Middle East *
04-18 New Haven, CT - BAR Night Club *
04-19 Bennington, VT - Downstairs Café *
04-21 Middletown, CT - Eclectic House *
04-22 Middlebury, VT - Coltrane
04-23 Haverford, PA - Haverford College *
04-24 Baltimore, MD - Ottobar *
04-26 Ann Arbor, MI - Blind Pig *#
04-27 Chicago, IL - Empty Bottle *
04-28 Minneapolis, MN - Triple Rock Club *
04-30 Lexington, KY - Singletary Center for the Arts *

* with Ariel Pink
# With Wolf Eyes
$ With RjD2, Superwolf, Joanna Newsom, Lightning Bolt, Danielson Familie, and Magnolia Electric Company

happy birthday P
i gotta spit you a rhyme
i'm not flava flav
i already know what's the time
it's time to get ill
as the Beasties say
and if that means gettin' you mad drunk
you know you gotta "Walk that way"

happy drinkey day Percy!

We're going to get you just like how they got Kira Yamato's parents...

I forgot to mention this earlier, but today is the

Day of the Top Duck