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January 18, 2005 -- 4:23 PM
posted by nobody knows my face

I'm going with Nunavut. Was the body a frozen dead hooker? If it was, I swear I don't know how my fingerprints were on it.

What's the largest part of Canada? Nunavut!

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January 18, 2005 -- 4:19 PM
posted by Par

So this is what it's like when people have part of a conversation in real life and part on the board, and I don't know what's going on.

But, to return to regular programming, do you think the Russian biochemist released the Spanish Flu in Denver, or was it just an accidental byproduct of the discovery of the frozen body in Nunavut?

January 18, 2005 -- 3:27 PM
posted by Pete

Quote of the day:

"Having Breasts causes breast cancer"

January 18, 2005 -- 3:22 PM
posted by alison

see, I thought for sure you'd be talking about fembots instead of torpedoes... or electric barbarella type things... torpedos... I hate them. Who wants their breasts to look like projectiles? or weapons? I mean, man, poking someone's eye out with your breast isn't something I really think most people would be interested in doing. myself included.

January 18, 2005 -- 3:21 PM
posted by alison

lovely, Pete. Way to fuck with the system I had going...

January 18, 2005 -- 3:20 PM
posted by Pete

PS: I beat you alison, now who's talking about female issues on this board.

Torpedos!

January 18, 2005 -- 3:19 PM
posted by Pete

You know what? I'm totally facinated with female birth control. I mean really, you take a pill that makes your body think it's pregnant for 3 out of 4 weeks a month, so that you don't get pregnant. I mean really, how cool is that.

January 18, 2005 -- 1:53 PM
posted by Pete

Hey Par (or anyone else in the know) do you have any good sites on Linux. I think after fighting with my computer for the past few days, and using a mac at work for the past year, I'm really starting to think that I'm in need of a change. But if you have any information on the subject, that would be awesome.

January 18, 2005 -- 1:46 PM
posted by Par

Point taken, face.

Tony, that could be the most brilliant one yet.

Alison, I have no idea how to respond to that, except that I don't think the blonde wig suits you.

Being Australia means eating lamb. This is actually a kind of funny ad, though I fail to see why 'Meat and Livestock Australia' would be attacking 'hippie vegetarians.'

The tracker tracker. Now you know which torrent sites are up (and down), which require registration, and which provide RSS feeds.

January 18, 2005 -- 12:31 PM
posted by alison

hmm... feeling a bit like a fembot today... granted it's not terrible,
why can't bra makers understand that perky and supportive doesn't mean torpedo-like?


and on another note, Taylor, don't have kids. The point is that in that their fanciful world, not making sense makes sense. Your world doesn't seem relevant to them, and I think there needs to be a level of understanding about that... I'll bet you weren't supremely logical when you were four either, I don't think any of us were.

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