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January 19, 2005 -- 1:07 PM
posted by Al

FUBAR (adj) Fucked up beyond recognition. Thanks TV.

January 19, 2005 -- 1:00 PM
posted by Al

Right now watching Stupidity, directed by Albert Nerenberg. The only good thing about satelite TV. I think I'll get a huge laugh out of it.

January 19, 2005 -- 12:26 PM
posted by Al

Right America the empire of the desk jockey, pencil pushing, rear echelon ****** ******(swearing!), bureaucratic soldier. Guys who never fired a shot in anger and would want someone else to do their dirty work because they can't stand the site of blood. Sorry... must stop reading military sci-fi books written by special forces soldiers.

January 19, 2005 -- 11:27 AM
posted by alison

why does that make me think of the cold war?

January 19, 2005 -- 10:42 AM
posted by Par

get disbanded for failing to do their job

Al, we're talking about the US Government during the war on terror. They'd never disband Homeland Security. At best, they'd give themselves medals (or a party in Hawaii).


If Cuba, Belarus, Iran, Burma, Zimbabwe and North Korea are outposts of tyranny, where is tyranny's home base? If we cut off their supplies, tyranny will have to give up the outposts, leaving it isolated and surrounded at its root. Then we can crush tyranny once and for all! With an iron fist, I say! Under the army boot! For freedom and peace, we will annihilate tyranny, and banish it from the planet!! And if anyone so much as thinks of bringing it back, we'll crush them, too.

January 19, 2005 -- 10:29 AM
posted by edo

I don't think they'll be comming after you Al... seeing as we're in Canada and all. But then... maybe it will be your fault if we get added to a list of "outposts of tyranny".

January 19, 2005 -- 10:01 AM
posted by Al

I don't know if this is a bad thing but those weapons and bomb making things I already know. You can thank both the anarchist and assasin handbooks for that. I would also like to thank the SAS mental conditioning handbook as well. If the department of homeland security was on the job they would see this post, arrest me for "participating" in subversive activities, not be able to prove anything, human right groups get on their case, get disbanded for failing to do their job and only being able to arrest a bored university student.

January 19, 2005 -- 9:06 AM
posted by Par

They're usually pretty careful. I think David was all broken up because he had made it possible for people to die from Spanish Flu, not through some technical error in handling.

Oh yeah, as research for when we lose our consciences and make billions on the ignorance of the masses (or at least, the masses of the ignorant), DNA Activation. Some lessons to be gleaned from this:

  • Use consumer friendly, empowering words, and all-caps and exclamation marks whenever possible
    (eg. Unleash Your Genetic Potential NOW!)

  • Never start with complete pseudo-science/bullshit. Always start with known scientific fact, and build bullshit on top of it
    (eg. In addition to each chromosome's 2 strand double helix of DNA, there are an additional 10 etheric strands of DNA available to each human, that have been de-activated and dormant since the beginning of recorded history.)

  • Always offer your customers 'everything they want and more,' because only believable products offer everything
    (eg. You will go from using 10% of your brain to becoming a multi-dimensional being with psychic, telepathic, and manifestation abilities beyond anything you've ever dreamed of. )

  • People always want to look/feel/act younger (except kids, but kids aren't dumb enough to buy your products anyway.) Take advantage of this fact at every turn
    (eg. Plus, you will stop the aging process and actually start to rejuvenate to look and feel YOUNGER.)

  • "It has been said", "Some experts theorize", and "It's been shown" are powerful tools used to precede total bullshit that makes said bullshit believable.
    (eg. It has been written that Jesus had 12 strands of DNA activated.)
    -- note: this point is not unique to the pseudo-science industry (q.v. Cable news networks, political pundits.)

  • Make your informational page long, so as to tire out anyone skeptical of your claims, thus preventing your unmasking as a complete bullshit artist


We'll have to stash that away for future reference. Oh yeah, one more thing, don't end up as the Awful Link of the Day.

January 19, 2005 -- 12:41 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

TEKA: I heard from Sandy and she says it's okay if we come late and that there'll probably be tons of food leftover since there are something like 17-20 people coming. She also said that a few of her other friends will be late due to night-classes anyway. Also, as for bringing food late or not, she said to do "whatever". Apparently the whole thing is pretty informal.

January 18, 2005 -- 11:22 PM
posted by Beck

The Russian biochemist?!?
I thought it was David that released it in Denver by accident and the source was the frozen body.

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