10 points to the person who can translate this for me:

Jazzak Allah Khayran,
Assalamu Alaikum Wa Rahmatullah,

Interesting (?) stats from January 2005:

Average Pageviews per day: 413.29

Browsers by sessions: Mozilla - 50.73%, Internet Explorer 34.31%, Safari - 3.33%
Browsers by hits: Internet Explorer - 50.19%, Mozilla - 35.35%, Safari - 4.73% (I have no idea why these numbers are so different)

Platforms by sessions: Windows - 61.89%, Linux - 22.45%, EZWeb Device - 0.03% (Anyone know what an EZWeb Device is?)

Search term with the most referrals: Frosted Tipz
Other search terms of interest:
• Shout out out out out
• Lego gundams
• bebop cortez
• drugs & torpedos
• eddie ramone
• matt lisac
• free penis enlargement
• damnyouparas
• barbie loves rough sex
• douchebaggery maddox

(The above list does not include image searches, though they are predominantly Mary-Kate/Ashley Olsen related, or, of late, searches for that six-pound burger.)

At least Ralph's ahead of the dead guys.

Damn straight... one 'love' vote for Nicola Roberts (Girls Aloud) and I've made Ralph the King.

Perhaps an example of "freeping" but... gotta cheer on the local guy!

www.hated-celebrities.co.uk

=w=

Star Wars Episode 3: A Lost Hope. What episode three should be... (bandwidth dump)

All right, there seems to be enough response to the ThinkGeek thing to make it more concrete. Just send me an e-mail before February 11 letting me know what you want, and I'll order it. I won't be able to give exact shipping costs until the order is made. As a guide, shipping on ten $15.00 shirts is about $35.00. This means, assuming we get more than 10 items, you'll probably pay less than $3.50 per item on shipping. I'll probably weight the shipping cost by the number and cost of items you get, and let you know after the order is complete.

Hey niggas here is a pimped out version of google.

gizoogle

Have fun

fucking moron Americans... John Stossel surely made a terrible argument against Urban Sprawl... but anyway, if you want to check out his top ten myths lies and nasty behaviour, look here

apparently sharing is bad and urban sprawl is good. (among others)

you tell me how driving 15 km to get to the university is a good thing, worth celebrating. I'm not sure that being no less than 15 km away from essential services like a hospital would be a huge seller for me on a property... that's a long drive through rushhour traffic.