bout fuckin' time. new Vice.


We're pitching this new show to MTV called "Chink My Ride" where we take whatever shitty bike you have, add crazy handlebars, and give it to an Asian pimp. You don't get your bike back, but it's like a homeless guy giving you his cat—it's in a better place now.

some link:

testicle-attack

I was thinking about checking out "Suede" downtown tonight, if anyone is interested. I thought of it earlier in the week and mentioned it to Tony and Dana... but then forgot about it. So I figure I'd throw the idea out there and gauge interest.

Not exactly high-brow, but still brilliant. I love how he always writes in that little extra joke at the end, the topper.

FUCK THE IMPOUND MUSTARD DUDE! WHAT ABOUT CONVERGE MAN, CONVERGE??!!!!

Anyone seen that Visa commercial where the guy is picking up his car from the impound and he says "I didn't see the sign, I didn't know you couldn't park there"?
The guy at the booth at the impound - is he mustard man?
How come I keep seeing him everywhere now?
He was in men with brooms too. How odd.

Apparently on the Cursed's website, it says that they are planning a tour with Converge this autumn that will take them between Montreal and Vancouver. I would assume this means a stop in Edmonton! CROSS YOUR FINGERS, HOPE TO DIE!!!!

HOLY SHIT BOYS AND GIRLS. This would be the hugest show to hit Edmonton in like... probably EVER.

Fuckers have taken away lokitorrent now.

bastards

Well, it looks like only one special person (and me... I don't qualify as a special person) is getting stuff from ThinkGeek. Thanks for coming out, folks.

(I suppose I could give you one more day...)

Hmmmmm, looks like I have 50 gmail invites now.