I'm alive. But my most recent memories involve servicing the Prince of Diamonds, Lord Vinney. I hate shedding time.

and how cool is your shirt?
that's what i thought.
i'm gonna fuckin' own this city.

two things:
1. FUCK. anyways, i would much appreciate if you guys could keep your eyes peeled for my brown handkerchief that would be grand thanks.

2.
Queens of the Stone Age
Red's-West Edmonton Mall, Edmonton, AB
Mon, Apr 11, 2005 07:00 PM
http://www.ticketmaster.ca/event/11003A31E0ABD660?brand=&artistid=730011&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=60


Onsale to General Public:
Sat, 02/05/05 09:30 AM

and

..And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead w/the (International) Noise Conspiracy
Red's-West Edmonton Mall, Edmonton, AB
Tue, May 17, 2005 07:00 PM

Onsale to General Public:
Fri, 02/18/05 10:00 AM


BOTH ARE ON SALE ON THE INTERNET RIGHT FRIGGIN' NOW

yo what tha fuck kinda magazine features articles on MF DOOM, BLOC PARTY, ISIS, (*cough) ARCADE FIRE, and PUTS THA MUTHA FUCKIN' BLOOD BROTHERS ON THE COVER?



word.

oh yeah TONY, and anyone else interested THIS FRIDAY IS WHEN TICKETS GO ON SALE FOR THE INTERNATIONAL NOISE CONSPIRACY /(...andyouwillknowusthe) TRAIL OF THE DEAD SHOW. AIN'T NOBODY SLEEP ON IT!

I guess today is as good of a day as any for this:

Wait, wait, wait... So that Hawk person was a major? Why the hell was he taking orders from a captain? I don't care if his last name was Power, he is still a captain. And yay for us Canadians for making that show. Thank god for that canadian content law.

New radio station?

Al, I did indeed get your order (along with Andy, AD, Beck, and Jess.) Should be here soon. I'll send you guys an e-mail for how many souls you owe me.

Oh, and it's Flag Day, which apparently means more than just a Heritage Moment starring that one guy from Captain Power. So, here it is, straight from a government website (the Queen's copyright be damned!):

Whats with all these revalations all of a sudden? Has this board turned into some soap opera? All right time to make a list.

Tom -Don't worry no ninja death squad... I work alone... I'll get the 5 bucks when I see you next. Besides I owe Slam 11 bucks.
Tay -Screw that guy and his hotel thingy. I know yours will be better so don't worry.
Eric -Registering is a bitch. Have fun!
Beck -You aren't going to die! You'll be fine. And if you do die, don't worry I'll follow your last request.
AD- -Sorry about that stalker thing not working out. Don't worry by the end of this week you'll be stalked by 3 more girls! Besides I think you're pretty much top duck when it comes to being stalked by girls when it come to this group.
Alison -Sorry to hear some random strangers kinda-sorta ruined the show for you. Well when you go to a public event you can't help but run into random strangers.
Keri -Haven't seen you in a while. How's England?
Par -Did you get my t-shirt order?
Andy -When do you want your Dreamcast games back?
Tony -Friday, Starcraft
Jere -Haven't seen you in a while.
Leo -Haven't seen you in a while.
Jess -Haven't seen you in a while.
Percy -Are you dead?

I have just one thing to say:

If your girlfriend makes you go to the Vagina Monologues (or you take your girlfriend to the Vagina Monologues for that matter) and you have some problems with the play... mostly because you're just uncomfortable and prefer your hetero-only, female-problem-ignorant world, please don't talk during the play. I don't care how uncomfortable you are. Get up and leave if you have to, but don't fucking talk. And don't point out the "gross dykes" in the audience either. The whole idea of the Vagina Monologues is that they're inclusive, and female-friendly; that one can attend it and enjoy oneself regardless of gender and/or orientation. And all you uncomfortable, obnoxious males who couldn't keep your mouths shut through the play, muttering snide comments and nasty remarks, only made yourselves look stupider and more ignorant in the eyes of the audience. I don't know, perhaps it's a measure of your masculinity and the plain vanilla-ness of your hetero relationship, but you can put that all aside for an hour and a half and let everyone else enjoy the show. I don't care if you hate the show, if the rest of the audience paid to be there, and are enjoying themselves, you have no right to get in the way of that.



I mean, otherwise, I really enjoyed the show... it was fabulous, and I think everyone should see it at least once in their life.