Hi.

Keri won, but she says she wasn't even trying to compete.

Yaaaaaaaaar! It's the anti stick ninja. Well, not exactly. But he hates ninjas. Yeah. Um... Yaaaaaaaaaar!

I'm surprised they only called it the 'Class Action Fairness' Act, or CAF Act. Usually they strive to make the acronym something related to the act itself (like the PATRIOT Act, and the INDUCE Act.) If they found themselves short on ideas, I have one: The 'Freedom from Undisputable Collective Knowledge You have for Organizations acting Unduely, Bitches Itches Tches Ches Hes Es S' Act.

Hmm... that wasn't so hard. I should become a lawmaker.

Oh yeah - here's a Reuters Article discussing class-action lawsuits.

Y'know that whole idea of being a douchebag, peddling snake oil to the general public, and making money off of people's naivety and kindness...? It's quickly becoming more and more appealing - by fucking leaps and bounds really. I'm moving southwards when I lose my conscience; I'll quickly become an unstoppable, immoral juggernaut.

When it's discovered that my Nerve Tonic -- "Uncle Andy's Home-Brewed Cure-All & Jimmy Thickener" -- actually causes cancer, and the impending class action suit looms on my horizon, I can easily put an end to said legal proceedings with these magic words: "I do what I want. (Bitches.)" - It's going to be sweet.

Albert: Edders pretty much covered everything - far better than I could have. I just used Flash MX myself, and it seemed all good.

Par: Ah, throwing up on your birthday? That's a small step (comparatively negligible, really) towards the degree of scumbaggery that imbues and informs my everyday life. Bravo Paras, bravo. - Sorry for throwing piles of straw on to your aching camel back. Hope you had a pretty good one, nonetheless.

finally the perfect union.

this is what "it" music looks like:

"youknow how we do"


glad to hear you had fun.

Sorry bout the puking par.

Thanks for the flash site thingy Ed. Expect to see Al versions of all the crappy flash games.