y'know, I could totally just buy a pair of white shoes and draw shit on them myself.

In fact... maybe I fuckin will!

Ouch, green beans? Like the ones they use for dessert? What a loss. Good stuff.

This is hilarious. When Paris Hilton's phone got cracked, they also got this voice-message from Lindsay Lohan which has been going around on the internet. Too fuckin funny.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/lohanhilton.mp3

finally, some props to Achewood:

Cartoons Go Online
The emancipation of the funny pages
By Brad Mackay
March 9, 2005


from cbc.ca

thanks Mary! I'd already known that, but still... it really really reacted. more than the control... and a lot more than the only other thing that really got any sort of reaction: green beans. I mean, what gives, green beans? I love green beans. but apparently as long as I don't eat them raw, I'll be okay. Still, oats weren't even a blip on the radar screen, nor were any tree fruit (cooked) so who knows what's up. I've had reactions to apples for at least a decade now... maybe it's something else? wtf? meh, I'll find out sooner or later...

welcome to the death by kiwi club, alison!

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guess who's allergic to kiwi! and apparently really badly too... great. but nothing else turned up.
lots of pricks, and no results. ha ha! gotta love allergy tests.