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March 17, 2005 -- 2:17 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

dammit... how am I supposed to sleep with Kirsten and Avril on my brain!?? Holy shit those two girls are too hotttt.

March 17, 2005 -- 2:02 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

Are you serious??? You didn't find a single one of those Courtney Love pictures in the least bit attractive? Man, I cannot fathom that at all.


But hey, whatever it is that does it for ya I guess. I on the other hand don't get Jessica Alba at all. Her face is really weird-lookin in my opinion. But whatevs, whatevs... She's all yours man.


How come my Kirsten Dunst photos got red-Xs already? That sucks. They were soooo hot.

March 17, 2005 -- 1:47 AM
posted by eric

VICE DO:


OK, he may look like an anthropomorphized erection but check out the schnozz. That thing has been broken about a thousand times. And a tattoo of a slut being encircled by shitting penises covered in STDs? If this guy's an erection then stick it on me. I'm going to get laid.

March 17, 2005 -- 1:39 AM
posted by eric

i'll give you Avril- although i'm starting to agree with Minio that without the makeup she's questionable. Ashlee is a matter of taste, fine. but still Courtney *shudder
plenty of AA and Cobrasnake kids that are hotter than her by far.
besides, Cobain should have hooked up with Kathleen Hanna anyways. it was only because he was depressed and really hated himself that he ever hooked up with Courtney

March 17, 2005 -- 1:26 AM
posted by nobody knows my face

I am at the aid of hot women everywhere:


Kirsten Dunst:
(not only is she born within hours of me, she's also a good Lutheran girl! Just the type to bring home to the parents!)







Avril Lavigne:
(in my opinion, she has the hottest mouth I've ever seen)








And once and for all dispelling the myth that she requires make-up (sure, warranted it's a shot that she clearly does not look ready for, but it still proves my point that she isn't hideous without make-up):



Ashlee Simpson:
(cross between a young Lucy Lawless and Siouxie Sioux... though she can neither act NOR sing)














And last but not least, courtney love:
(just kuz she has a penchant for bad hair-cuts, terrible make-up application and a crack-fiend mentality doesn't mean she's not hot when she wants to be)




Tell me again how you wouldn't fuck this:


















In closing, I'd just like to take this opportunity to say "eat my fuck":


March 17, 2005 -- 12:49 AM
posted by eric

COBRASNAKE IS OFFICIALLY PLAYED, IT'S GHETTO BIRDZ TIME:


http://www.ghettobirdz.com

BRING ON THA LOVE!

March 17, 2005 -- 12:17 AM
posted by Beck

I want that bike, complete with sound emulation!

March 16, 2005 -- 11:49 PM
posted by edo

March 16, 2005 -- 11:44 PM
posted by edo

A
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E we supposed to hate that other message board?

March 16, 2005 -- 7:00 PM
posted by eric

www.gofugyourself.com/
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/courtney_love/index.html

don't forget to also check the sections Ashlee and Kirsten

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