hmm...reminds me of the retard glitch stuff of Jason Forrest.

speaking of glitch, for Tony:

Telefon tel aviv
daedelus
dntel
fennesz
tim hecker
manitoba/caribou
akufen

so what's Andy Dixon (d.b.s, the Red Light Sting) up to these days?

http://www.secretmommy.com/
http://www.livejournal.com/community/redlightsting/

totally schizo.

Whoever thought Paul Barman would change the game?
I started rhyming when the radio was unbearably lame
Rappaz R. N. Dainja
"Depression is closely followed
By delusions of grandeur." (--Karen Horney)
I think about all the pube I got
While reading the Rubaiyat
And make babies in bunny slippers
With the JBs rockin' the Honey Drippers

"Hey baby, do you know who I am?"
[Paul]
Cock Mobster
It's a porn utopia
A cornucopia of warm fallopia
Cock Mobster
My dandy voice makes the most
Anti-choice granny's panties moist

I let my hair air dry thereby getting more hair pie
I want to fire blanks in Tyra Banks
I like shorn quim lasses in horn-rimmed glasses
but Cindy Crawford ...offered
I would keep a tidy room for Heidi Klum
I'm immersed in Kirstie Alley's thirsty valley
I would snore or sleep on Laura Prepon.
Shall I keep on? (Yeah!)
I'd feel the pubis of Mila Kunis
I've seen the trim of Tina M.
I'd crunch Thandie Newton like a candied crouton
And I'll disrobe Lisa Loeb
I want a smelly slice of Kelly Price
Plus get with the hairy scar of Teri Garr
Lisa Bonet: I'd like a piece of your day
I would jizz early inside Liz Hurley

I'm a braniac with a veiny sack
resting on the brow of Erika Eleniak (Ooh, wow)
She almost shrank off when I said, "Take your top tank off."
I draw a thousand times better than Robert Mankoff
I'm very p-proprietary with M-M-Mariah Carey
But she wants some silly cut up with Billy Crudup's butt up
I'm the most lonely fella without Toni Isabella
I'm truly the hero of Julie Shapiro
But I'm sure to spill sperm in Laura Silverman
I'm putting taxing long things in Maxine Hong Kingston
which brings in Amy Tan
She said, "Lay me, mon."
Cynthia Ozick takes off her clothes quick and likes exposed brick
I stuck my slim sword in Kim Gordon
Laetitia Casta is easily the boss of ya
Sigourney Weaver has a thrashing horny beaver
I'm having intercourse while listening to Winter Wars
Winona Ryder? Going inside her!
I want to get on the whole width of Anna Nicole Smith
I want Tracy Bingham in a lacey thingum
I made Tahnee Welch punanni felch while her mommy belched

Oh well, c'est la vie I guess...
But Cameron, it's over between us... that's right I'm that shallow.

you know what'd be sweet? if there was a Music Festival Devoted to crazy fuckin' noise acts like WOLF EYES....oh wait that already exist:

http://www.nofunfest.com/

yeah... Cameron's not the only one. Elizabeth Hurley will too feel the sting of HDTV zoning in on her acne scars. Diaz washes her face with evian, and hell, if she can't get rid of her problem doing that, I don't feel half bad.

Hey Eric, just so you know, Tiger Beat wasn't just a 60's mag. It's a pre-teen girl drool fest mag full of pinups of all the favourite young male stars... or at least it was when I was younger. I never bought it, but some of my friends sure did... where else could you get your fix of NKOTB and the Backstreet Boys? I think I'd laugh if you changed your name to Tiger Beat, and I don't think I'd ever stop laughing either. Check here, they're making a website soon. And it's all bubblegum.

sorry Jere:

Cameron Diaz To Get Screwed By HDTV

CAAAA STAN ZA

...Hinges of Hell...

Did some cunt just hack whiteninjacomics.com, or am i missing something?