HAHA! Toooo-ny's got a daaa-aate! Ooh la la!!! SHAME, SHAME, DOUBLE SHAME!!!

*brushing index fingers together in Tony's direction*


Do you guys even remember that whole thing with the fingers in elementary school when a boy was talking to a girl? And kids would always yell "shame!" when they did it (just prior to inevitably busting into a joyous round of "Michael-and-Laura-sitting-in-a-tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!")? What the hell WAS that? Why did we do that!?? Where did that come from? And where the fuck did it go!???

tony, the STARS show is this Thursday. i have a guestlist and a Plus One. since we have band practice thursday and a show saturday i probably won't be able to make use of it. i've offered my Plus One to Ave, but if you want to take my other spot you can. i'll iron out the details with you if you're down.

A little suprised. Oh well.

You scored as United States. The world’s your fucking oyster and you’re going to fucking eat it the way you fucking want when you fucking want it and whoever gets in your way can go to fucking hell. United States 80% Canada 65% Great Britain 50% Kyrgyzstan 50% France 45% What country are you? created with QuizFarm.com

You scored as Great Britain. You used to be cool but frankly that boat started sinking around the same time the Titanic did. Right now you’re content to tag along with the big guys and tell stories about all the great things you used to do. Unfortunately no one really cares anymore. Canada 80% Great Britain 80% United States 70% Kyrgyzstan 55% France 35% What country are you? created with QuizFarm.com

avoiding homework is fun!

You scored as Canada. You’re polite, friendly and pretty much an all around nice person. Everyone wants you at the party but at the same time no one really cares if you don’t show. You might consider hitting the gym once in a while. Canada 100% Kyrgyzstan 55% Great Britain 50% France 40% United States 15% What country are you? created with QuizFarm.com

from Doom message board

pardon me: parallel parked the huge monstrosity

driving through pylons is fun. driving through pylons without brakes in a 15 passenger van is even funner. I passed my UofA evaluation with an 87, and only have to work on two things: not hugging the curb (these vehicles are freakishly wide), and using my mirrors (and speeding - haha! it's so hard to tell how fast you're going when you're so high up). I even successfully parked the huge monstrosity.

and now to do homework. Anyone want to write a presentation for me on Population Viability Analysis? Or maybe a term paper on whatever subject you want... to do with population ecology... for April 14th... grr.

oh this'll be unflappable.

2 Rum and cokes + 3 double rum and cokes + group members from mece design groups + people I don't know + trying to teach me how to two step while drunk = fun times

Well it was pretty fun last night. Went to cook county after getting sloshed at scholars. My group members come from small towns so they really like country. Well last time I'll get drunk for a while. Apparently I'm a detached drunk. I lose feeling to the rest of my body while my head is still fine. Obviously I can't drive or dance for that matter (didn't get the two step). Walking was pretty interesting as well. To top it all off my parents ended up driving me home. My dad looked at me, laughed and then told me I smelled of booze. He then made me go to sleep early so I wouldn't get a hang over.