Ohhh man, I know the chick you're talking about; and yeah, she was hot too!!! But no, that's not the one I meant. The other girl was a bit shorter, skinnier, and she had blonde hair also but it was longer.

pfft. i hold my cousins like that... yeah they're like eleven... what? what? too illegal for you bitches?!

Going back to wednesday night, I don't think that was her cousin man, unless we are thinking of some other girl that was holding on to you for dear life. Tall (about my height), blonde, short hair, nose ring wearing all black. Her "cousin was hanging onto her hips earlier in a very Boyfriendish sorta way.

*sigh

so much wasted time. just when i thought i found some cool designer shoes for cheap, UPS decides to plop a 30 customs fee. fuck that. i'll just do like taylor and draw the shit outta some cheap pair instead

Gah... I hate it when I have four things to do and can't make progress on any of them...

Teller Speaks!
(By the way, Penn and Teller received the 2005 Richard Dawkins award. Also, a new season of Bullshit! starts April 25th)

The Sinatra Group

Life Hacks:

Hey home entertainers! Do you have candle wax dried in your rug or carpet? Spread a sheet of newspaper over the wax and go over it a few times with a hot iron. The wax will free from your carpet and stick to the newspaper.

Hey sexual deviants! Do you have candle wax dried to your feet? First, you’ll need some newspaper…

that's awful. I didn't say I had a thing for chainsaws. there's just something distinctively nostalgic and wonderful about the smell of cut wood and the roar of a chainsaw (which can also be evil in other situations - like clear cuts). man, you (you know who you are) have too much sex on the brain. I wasn't trying to sexualize timber sports, I just think they're awesome in their down-to-earth raw non-commercialized/exploited form.

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here's another thing i'm sure we all think Alison is into:


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i guess I do a little bit. I also like the smell of cut wood. though I really doubt that makes me evil. I like sustainable forestry. I'm not 100% against forestry. obviously it has to happen for us to have paper, and houses and furniture and all sorts of other stuff, so I'd rather be a part of an industry that's working sustainably (and these guys are all taught the 'good' stuff) than one that's not... hence my thoughts on getting into particular areas of study for my masters (enhanced forest management) holy shit, have I just made a complete discussion of why I want to do my masters? hmm... interesting. See, that's part of the problem with being interested in plants, often you can't get much more than industry work - because why else would anyone be interested in plants? - with forestry and agriculture, and quite frankly I'd prefer forestry to ag. I think I always have. mmm trees... so yeah, there's nothing wrong with chainsaws as long as they're used properly and the cut is sustainable.