Is a wholphin for real? What's a false killer whale?

Taylor - i think you are over-tired and hearing things.

Everyone Else - For those of you who have exams - good lUck
For those of you who have already left university but are still on campus and have no exams
I have nothing to say to you.

Who the fuck blows the Fort Edmonton train whistle at this time!?? It goes at like all hours of the night. It's too far away for it to be loud enough to wake me up. But when I stay up late, I always hear it. WTF???

haha, a baby wholphin! It's pretty much my favourite animal, bred for its skills in magic.

I don't feel sleepy right now. I think I'm slowly converting to the same sleep schedule as my hermit crabs. They sleep all day and run around their tank all night and they make so much noise. Like right now I tried sleeping for a good hour. The whole time I'm just lying there thinking about shit in the dark and not falling asleep at all. So I was like "fuck this, I'm not even tired. I wonder how my soulseek transfers are coming along?". And now I'm here. Fuck this.

yeah that cartwheel into the wall was pretty sweet.

radio on / beta testing:
http://pitchforkmedia.com:8000

Yeah, Colby never looks like the rest of those classy bitches. He's much more at home when you watch him play bass with the Dirtbags however. I liked his cartwheel where he basically fell into the wall of the hallway in the Hotel Mac. Fuckin Colby. haha At the very least he buys me drinks at the Likwid when he's drunk! haha So yeah, he's a swell guy in my books.

Hey eric, good to stick to your guns, I wouldn't share that shit with gaut if my life depended on it either...
now how about for your ol' friend Jere though, here's my e-mail address

thegaut@gmail.com

like thank fuckin' gawd that Bassist wore something that matched the rest of those classy bitches during the interview. that guy's unbuttoned chach shirts and backwards baseball caps always stand out like an arrow-straight cunt hair.

haha, that MBP site has been up for a loooong time. Last autumn I sent them a question to the "Ask Mark" section just to piss them off, and here's the response I got:

Dear Mr. Ramone,

Hmmmmmmmmmmm, let me think about this for a second. Okay! I got it! Quit being such a faggot. I could make no sense of your question. That's the kind of shit that spews out of the mouth of girls who prematurely hit puberty. Does your mother hold your hand while you cross the street. JESUS CHRIST! Be a man and do what you got to do and get some self esteem and quit wasting my time. That is my advice to you. I'm sure you are a fine person who anyone would like to talk to at anytime and would still think you were cool.

Love Mark

P.S.
But don't call me until after January 4 Taylor, because I just moved and I'm waiting for my phone to get hooked up.

P.P.S
I didn't really mean all of that harsh shit, that was for everybody elses benefit. And my amusement.



However, my question and the above stated response never quite made it to the website I'm afraid. hahaha