Paras, that's because it IS a hoax... I think you knew that, but I'm not entirely sure. However, Brittney DID cover Buddy Rich's classic song "The Beat Goes On". It's a brilliantly composed piece, but everyone seems to love fucking it up for some reason. Sonny and Cher fucked up the whole song LONG before Brittney was even a glint in her father's eye.

And AL, I think you got that STAR WARS quote wrong. It goes like this:

So.... I get the keys to my new apartment this Friday, which means study breaks for the weekend and early next week will consist of moving small shit across the parking lot. It does however mean that I can be moved earlier than the 30th (which is good, because before I only had 6 hours to move everything). If anyone is done exams and has nothing to do on Thursday the 28th (before Jess's whatcha-ma-do) I would appreciate the help. I'll try to grab some dollies and carts from Culligan to make things easier.

It seems so hoaxy, but Oops I Did It Again.

And here you go, Al, Zoroastrianism. For the curious, this came up in conversation about Mehtas unrelated to me, as determined by this religious difference. An example is the famous (though no one I talk to seems to know him) conductor Zubin Mehta who was born into a Parsi (Indian Zoroastrian) family. Another example of this difference is the non-relation between M.K. Gandhi and the political dynasty of Indira Gandhi. (She, of course was the daughter of Jawaharlal Nehru, the first Prime Minister of India who was most famous for a style of jacket, and she had married Feroze Gandhi, who changed his name to the famous surname because it was similar to his mother's maiden, Parsi name, "Ghandy". Did you catch all that?)

They say that, for every satire, there's always someone who thinks it's true. Does that mean that the quality of a satire can be measured by the number of people who think it's true?


And I don't know about the fighting Al, but it's got me really fucking pissed off.

Why is everyone fighting? Or arguing? That makes baby Jesus cry... Now you guys are making me sad... Which then makes me angry... anger leads to hate... hate leads to the darkside... Then the Ogre will reveal his true form... You don't want to see the ogres true form...

heh heh, I was watching those cycling videos Jere posted and I was listening to the sound-track and I kept hearing this record scratching in the soundtrack... but I got freaked out when the video stopped but the scratching sound kept coming out of the speakers. I couldn't figure out what the hell was wrong!!! Then I realized it was just my pet crabs making noises. hahahaha They were fuckin REMIXING that shit!!!! hahahaha

And on about the most abyssmal note I can think of:

Edmonton's only real all-ages venue, THE SHARK TANK, broken into, robbed and ransacked.


I fuckin hate people. I honestly do. Both of my bands owe a LOT to that place.


This means that all of the upcoming Shark Tank shows are cancelled until further notice. And unfortunately, there were a LOT of sweet shows coming up there. IE: JUNIOR PANTHERS.

And on a lighter note:

FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!!!




hahahahaha, I live for this shit!

You're right alison, I'm going to give up the one thing I love doing the most and sit on my couch and get fat... don't worry I'll be thanking you later,

or... maybe instead of enjoying nature, I'll just ride on one of edmonton's many sidewalks since they have destroyed all of the habitat in this area when creating this city anyways.

Instead, I would recommend lashing out at someone who doesn't ride his bike everywhere especially in the winter time, does not compost and doesn't do whatever you think is good for the planet.

I respect your wishes, please respect mine.

Yours truly,
Jeremy

Pam: to address you question: YES, definitely invite him to the Thursday thing. It's a totally non-threatening question to ask. All it implies is that you'd like him to come to some party. If he says "no", oh well, big deal. Maybe he's busy, and you haven't lost any pride on a perfectly normal and innocent question. Just ask him to the next one. If after the second or third time he still doesn't show, then maybe you should start asking yourself if you're taking the hint. But if he COMES... well, then that's a pretty good sign. I wouldn't go to some party that a girl invited me to with a whole bunch of strangers unless I really liked her. In which case, I'd suggest you ignore the rest of us and spend a lot of time with him at the party, because there's nothing worse than showing up at some hot girls party when she ignores you and you don't know anyone there.


All I can say is GOOD LUCK!!!!