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here's the CD-ROM actually attached to the spacecraft:
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And here's a few pictures of my name getting launched into space:
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And lastly here's an animated gif of the deep-impact spacecraft:
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See the star that's just below and left of the middle of the picture?
See it? Okay, now look at that star and notice the LITTLE star that's
moving diagonally (upwards and to the right) from it. See that little
slow moving star? That's totally my fucking name moving through space!!!
Paras' official certificate of name-smashery
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May 07, 2005 -- 11:29 AM
posted by Al
So who wants to get free comics today?
May 07, 2005 -- 11:13 AM
posted by Al
That lawsuit is really dumb. I can't sue people for existing in my plane of reality, so she shouldn't be able to sue for NASA smashing some random comet. If this case follows thru I'm going to sue for the lack of Grand Arms units in this dimension.
May 07, 2005 -- 11:08 AM
posted by Al
It's free comic book day today! See you dudes at some random comic book store today!
May 07, 2005 -- 1:24 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
here's a picture of my name getting installed on the deep-impact
spacecraft (my name is on that CD rom):
here's the CD-ROM actually attached to the spacecraft:
And here's a few pictures of my name getting launched into space:
And lastly here's an animated gif of the deep-impact spacecraft:
See the star that's just below and left of the middle of the picture?
See it? Okay, now look at that star and notice the LITTLE star that's
moving diagonally (upwards and to the right) from it. See that little
slow moving star? That's totally my fucking name moving through space!!!
May 07, 2005 -- 12:41 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
look, I found my official NASA-issued certificate that my name will be smashed into a comet. I FULLY INTEND for this mission to happen.
edit: Hey, look! Paras has one too!
May 07, 2005 -- 12:35 AM
posted by Leo
Yeah, I also got a password reset email...
wierd... especially if you didn't do it Paras...
May 07, 2005 -- 12:17 AM
posted by nobody knows my face
FUCK MS. BAI!!!! MY FUCKING NAME IS ON THE DEEP IMPACT SPACECRAFT AND I FULLY EXPECT MY NAME TO BE FUCKING DESTROYED BY A MOTHERFUCKING COMET OR I'LL FUCKING SUE MS. BAI FOR FUCKING UP MY LIFE'S PLANSSSSS!!!!!! WHAT A BIIIIITCHHH!!!! I GOT SHIT RIDING ON THIS!!! FUCK YOU, YOU RUSSIAN BITCH!!!!!! GO SCAM SOMEBODY ELSE OUT OF MONEY!!!!
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!
And now my fucking CRAB is dead. FUUUUUUUUUCCCKK.
May 06, 2005 -- 11:31 PM
posted by Par
The lawyer says Tempel 1 has sentimental value to Ms Bai because her grandparents met when her grandfather pointed the comet out to his future wife.
I really hope this goes through. Then I can sue to preserve every natural formation of rock and plant life and coastline and glaciers and every other natural phenomenon threatened by human processes. Now that's precedent!
May 06, 2005 -- 11:14 PM
posted by Tonestar Runner
Excellent. Now if the state ever threatens to disrupt the cosmos and damage my belief system, I can cite precedent!
Astrologer to sue NASA over comet plans
May 06, 2005 -- 6:58 PM
posted by Par
Um... I have no idea what you're talking about, face. And is an autoposy a tool to help photographers take grad photos?
Let's play "do you suppose", because I'm bored:
- Do you suppose that the ribbon (ie. yellow ribbon for US troops, red/white/blue ribbon for September 11th, etc.) fetish occurs because it resembles the Jesus fish?
- Do you suppose having a ribbon that says "pray for our troops" puts atheists in a "Are you still beating your wife?" kind of position? That is, if they don't "pray for our troops" they're being unpatriotic?
- Do you suppose people would get the point and/or be offended if I put a metal beta (β) on the back of my car?
- Do you suppose I could sell a lot of metal betas to people to put on the back of their cars?
- Do you suppose writing something on the internet is sufficient to prove you had an idea first?
- Do you suppose that Nancy Grace is the most irritating woman on television? (Sorry, all the news channels I get are Fox News and CNN Headline News. And there's only so much of Bill O'Reilly's bullshit you can take)
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